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How Do You Like Your Toast Sliced?


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How Do You Like Your Toast Sliced?   

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  1. 1. How Do You Like Your Toast Sliced?

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    • I Dont Slice It, I Eat It Whole Like A Fucking Pig


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14 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

This morning I buttered a couple slices - cut them up into tiny squares, put in a bowl, dropped a poached egg over and ate it like cereal.
 

Fortified, I went into the basement and dismembered the body of the prostitute I murdered last night. Just need to scatter the pieces at the dump.

 

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