John Terry Song

[Guest Super Sub]

sung to the tune of lord of the dance

 

 

chelsea wherever you may be

dont leave your wife with john terry

his dad deals coke

his mum steals tea

and he cries when he misses a penalty

 

chelsea wherever you may be

dont leave your wife with john terry

he cannot shoot and he cant fucking pass

but he will take your missus right up the arse

[odris]

I think the last bit should go like the song "Charlie had a pidgeon", for instance...

 

But he will take your missus right up the....Chelsea etc

[Woo]

His dad is a dealer,

His mother is a stealer,

John Terry is a cheater,

The Terry family.

 

(To the tune of the Adams Family).

[RedBrian84]

John Terry is a self-obsessed, egotistical, moon-headed, wife-banging, mate-betraying cunt from a family of fucking scumbags.

 

Haven't thought of a tune yet.

[Monster Masch]

Abusing John Terry will never get old

 

Just like his and Bridges girlfriends' baby

[Monster Masch]

John Terry has said that although he enjoys playing away from home,

he's disappointed with the lack of clean sheets.

[23_Carra_Gold]

Stick to the one about his ma loving Scouse cock and taking it in the ear, its sound.

[Monster Masch]

What have Wayne Bridge's missus and a Russian goalpost have in common?

 

They have both been banged by John Terry.

[Monster Masch]

TO The Tune Of "London Bridge"

 

Mrs Bridge is going down,

going down, going down

Mrs Bridge is going down,

on John Terry.

 

Takes his tool both back and front,

back and front, back and front,

likes it in her ass and cunt

oh John Terry.

 

Likes to guzzle down his cream,

down his cream, down his cream

when she takes a breath she steams

oh John Terry.

 

Shoots his load over [...]

['Kaka]

Chelsea, wherever you may be

Don't leave your wife with John Terry

His dad deals coke

His mum loves Scouse

And he'll fuck your missus at your house

[Lurtz]

John Terry is a self-obsessed, egotistical, moon-headed, wife-banging, mate-betraying cunt from a family of fucking scumbags.

 

Haven't thought of a tune yet.

 

"I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston?

[Funkasy]

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[RedBrian84]

"I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston?

 

That could work. You hum it, I'll play it.

[Wor Horse]

I've heard he's lost the captain's armband. Capello has rung Bridge to see if it's under his bed.

[lostinspace1970]

To the tune of wonderwall

 

Today is gonna be the day

Thats it’s gonna walk away from you

Your wife, your kids and all your cash,

‘Cos a teammates bird you had to do

I don’t believe that anybody

Has respect for you, take a bow

 

She’s sweet, the froggy’s in heat

What she wants is some tadpole goo

Hard cash, 5 seconds on her back

And her working life is almost through

I don’t believe that anybody

Is as thick as you, take a bow

 

Your mates, they think it’s all a laugh

Thats the papers want a piece of you

Captain, and father of the year,

“Daddy’s juice” has really done for you

I don’t believe that anybody,

Will stand up for you, take a bow

 

And all those birds that slept with you were blinding

You’re single now, the judges word is binding,

There are many things your kids would like to say to you,

But they’re not allowed,

[The Chief]

I rang up work today and said "hey listen, I've been caught shagging my mates missus, and I'm a bit gutted I got caught, can I have a week off?" They said "fuckoff you dirty horrible wife stealing cunt and do the right thing and apologise".

Well it worked for Mongo, he's apparently asked for time off and wants to miss the FA cup game against Cardiff!! Maybe I should have tried ringing Ancelotti instead!

 

So not only is he a wife stealing, racist cunt, he's also a shithouse who doesn't give a fuck about his team or club!

[Rio5412]

Best i've seen/heard so far;

 

Chelsea, Wherever you may be,

Don't leave your wife with John Terry,

Cos he likes a shag,

he likes a bit of fluff,

And he'll get your missus up the duff

 

and;

 

Terry, Terry, where’s your wife?

 

followed by;

 

Ashley, Ashley, watch your wife!

[NelCarra]

Best i've seen/heard so far;

 

Chelsea, Wherever you may be,

Don't leave your wife with John Terry,

Cos he likes a shag,

he likes a bit of fluff,

And he'll get your missus up the duff

 

and;

 

Terry, Terry, where’s your wife?

 

followed by;

 

Ashley, Ashley, watch your wife!

 

 

 

The last one has gotta be done in May, class

[Jaimba McLean]

sung to the tune of lord of the dance

 

 

chelsea wherever you may be

dont leave your wife with john terry

his dad deals coke

his mum steals tea

and he cries when he misses a penalty

 

chelsea wherever you may be

dont leave your wife with john terry

he cannot shoot and he cant fucking pass

but he will take your missus right up the arse

 

Quality but for ryhming pass with arse

[bri]

chelsea wherever you may be,

don't let yer wife near John Terry,

Drug dealer dad, shoplifter mum,

terry will do yer missus up the bum

[JermainePennant]

he shags his mates bird, he shags his mates biiiiiirrrrrrrdddddd

that cunt john terry, he shags his mates bird

[Paulie Dangerously]

TO The Tune Of "London Bridge"

 

Mrs Bridge is going down,

going down, going down

Mrs Bridge is going down,

on John Terry.

 

Takes his tool both back and front,

back and front, back and front,

likes it in her ass and cunt

oh John Terry.

 

Likes to guzzle down his cream,

down his cream, down his cream

when she takes a breath she steams

oh John Terry.

 

Shoots his load over [...]

 

I enjoy how you've used the less offensive "tool" in the same stanza as "cunt"

[toneloc]

To the tune of Charlie had a pigeon.....

 

Terry is a Mongo, a Mongo, a Mongo

Terry is a Mongo, a Mongo, he is

He shags his mates birds

and he'll fuck them all night

and when he gets home his cock stinks of ........

 

 

Terry is a Mongo............................

[Stouffer]

John Terry is a moon faced racist Jagaloon of the highest order.

[harryo63]

sung to the tune of lord of the dance

 

 

chelsea wherever you may be

dont leave your wife with john terry

his dad deals coke

his mum steals tea

and he cries when he misses a penalty

 

chelsea wherever you may be

dont leave your wife with john terry

he cannot shoot and he cant fucking pass

but he will take your missus right up the arse

 

brilliant