I got in an argument last night

[Unrighteous]

This is Sweden we're talking, so of course he does. Like all Swedes she's tall, blonde and has an incredible rack.

 

 

Come to think of it, Ibrahimovic is world class! Beckham is the best passer of the ball in the world! Help me!

 

:wow: :yes: :yes: :yes:

[Liverpool lad]

I'd have him at Liverpool as serious competition for Torres

[Kevin D]

Without knowing exactly what happened, it does seem like you're an arguementative jerk.

[Liverpool lad]

I've got two words for you:

 

Crisp packet piss

[Cath]

Ha RiSsy I love people like this. They're clueless and funny. You get a lot of them 'round our way. Only time they've ever been inside a footie ground was Maine Road in 1990 to see the Stones.

 

Get your daughter to have a dicussion with him. In my experience they hate women telling them they're wrong.

[ReddOrDedd]

I had a private gig last night and was invited to join the party afterwards. I got into a discussion with a bloke who described himself as a football expert. He then claimed that Ibrahimovic was one of the top 3 players in the world. When i said "Top 300 maybe" he challenged me to name 9 players better than him, in any position. I did this, easily. He then challenged me to name one team who wouldn't be improved by him joining. Again, easy. I said Shrewsbury Town with the argument that displacing Grant Holt would be too much for him.

 

As icing on the cake he asked me to guess which player he would add to any team. His answer was Beckham as he is the best passer of the ball in the game.

 

I then realised that he was mentally ill and I got scared so I politely left him to lick the table.

 

 

 

I can't believe you didn't terminate the conversation at this point.

[fin-bat]

Move to Finland, RiS. You won´t meet guys like that over here.

 

At least sober ones.

[RyanLFC]

Ibrahimovic goal scoring record cant not be questioned. Top scorer serie a this year? could he do a job for us?

 

What the Zlatan are you talking about? Argh Zlatan, Zlatan fucking Zlatan..

[Brownie]

I've got two words for you:

 

Crisp packet piss

 

Two words?!

[WaltonRed]

The Zlat is the marmite of european football...repeat till fade.

[Liverpool lad]

I'd have him at Liverpool as serious competition for Torres

 

Nobody took the bait, bollocks

 

Two words?!

 

That was part of the joke, it was shit I know

[ottawa_lfc]

I had a private gig last night and was invited to join the party afterwards. I got into a discussion with a bloke who described himself as a football expert. He then claimed that Ibrahimovic was one of the top 3 players in the world. When i said "Top 300 maybe" he challenged me to name 9 players better than him, in any position. I did this, easily. He then challenged me to name one team who wouldn't be improved by him joining. Again, easy. I said Shrewsbury Town with the argument that displacing Grant Holt would be too much for him.

 

As icing on the cake he asked me to guess which player he would add to any team. His answer was Beckham as he is the best passer of the ball in the game.

 

I then realised that he was mentally ill and I got scared so I politely left him to lick the table.

 

 

you should use a cloth, it gets the stains up much easier

[neopulian]

Two words?!

 

Math is hard.