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I'd rather nail my testicles to a table

sir roger

By sir roger,
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General Dryness Grand Master

General Dryness

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Pantomimes are fucking horrible.  Anyone doing themselves up like a Litherland hag to sate a craving for approval - yes Christopher Biggins, I'm talking about you and your type - should be pelted with shit.  Circuses as well.  Anyone on stilts is a cunt and should be pushed into the traffic.  Clowns.  Fucking hell.  Creepy, unsettling, and wearing trousers Turdseye would think twice before wearing.  Pantos are the worst though.  The encourage freaks like Bonnie Langford and local radio presenters out of their holes.  If they had this shite in the US there'd be serious bloodletting.  

 

I'm going to go as far as to say all amateur productions are shit. Its a sweeping statement but not without foundation. Full of people in their forties and fifties who should know fucking better. "Look at meeee, I can cover the fact that I have no natural talent by enunciating every word and moving my arms about a lot".

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stringvest Grand Master

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They are.  Absolute shite.  Worse, they seem to exist not only as a mechanism to deliver turgid shite to reluctant and browbeaten audiences, but as the perfect vehicle for extra marital affairs and one off seedy sex sessions.

 

 

 

Actually, put like that, they're not that bad.

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Bjornebye Grand Master

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They are.  Absolute shite.  Worse, they seem to exist not only as a mechanism to deliver turgid shite to reluctant and browbeaten audiences, but as the perfect vehicle for extra marital affairs and one off seedy sex sessions.

 

 

 

Actually, put like that, they're not that bad.

 

Yeah but you saw Shakespeare plays first time round so anything else is small time in comparison mate. 

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They are.  Absolute shite.  Worse, they seem to exist not only as a mechanism to deliver turgid shite to reluctant and browbeaten audiences, but as the perfect vehicle for extra marital affairs and one off seedy sex sessions.

 

 

 

Actually, put like that, they're not that bad.

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