Teeth whitening stuff

[stevebaby]

I'll give you some teeth whitening stuff. Works on your glasses and all over your tits too.

...and it comes in a handy tube for your convenience.

[Alan Sex]

...and it comes in a handy tube for your convenience.

 

Now with pump action!

[VladimirIlyich]

OK, what colour are polar bears then?

Obviously, it's all the lichen. I'm so impressed with this fine product that I'm going to bleach my anus by packing it with arctic lichen. You'll all turn green with envy when I show off my snowy white anus.

So there.

 

Black actually,so there!

[Redder Lurtz]

Polar bears are black?

 

What did I miss?

[Champ]

Polar bears are black?

 

What did I miss?

But not a word about the impressive results achieved from the application of Arctic lichen on your coffee stained teeth

[Redder Lurtz]

I've only used it twice woman. It takes 2 weeks. Apparently.

[VladimirIlyich]

Polar bears are black?

 

What did I miss?

 

Their skin is actually black.

 

Distinguishing Characteristics: The polar bear has many unique adaptations for dealing with the Arctic cold. The polar bear's skin is actually black, which allows it to soak up as much heat as possible from the sun.

[Champ]

Plenty of time yet then

[Redder Lurtz]

How ace is this

 

[RoboRiise]

Yeah I notice he isn't showing his teeth though Lurtz, in fact in the second shot I could easily believe he doesn't have any.

[stevebaby]

Their skin is actually black.

Just like my anus, but after some vigorous polishing with a toothbrush, a bit of marine grease and some of this magic lichen stuff my anus will be snowy white, just like a polar bear's coat. No longer will I be embarrassed by my discoloured arse when I bare it in public. Just you wait, people everywhere will exclaim "What a fine WHITE freckle you have there!".

Pics to follow.

[VladimirIlyich]

Just like my anus, but after some vigorous polishing with a toothbrush, a bit of marine grease and some of this magic lichen stuff my anus will be snowy white, just like a polar bear's coat. No longer will I be embarrassed by my discoloured arse when I bare it in public. Just you wait, people everywhere will exclaim "What a fine WHITE freckle you have there!".

Pics to follow.

 

Make sure you put NSFW tags around those pics.

I'm prepared to take your word for it instead.

[stevebaby]

Pre magic lichen stuff...

 

Post magic lichen treatment...

 

It works!

Now for my teeth...should I wash the toothbrush first?

[VladimirIlyich]

Pre magic lichen stuff...

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Post magic lichen treatment...

 

It works!

Now for my teeth...should I wash the toothbrush first?

 

Just dont try it with Polar Bears and it will be fine.

[stevebaby]

Just dont try it with Polar Bears and it will be fine.

Should be OK with the bears, although I'll probably need another toothbrush. I don't want mine smelling of fish and seals. Once they see how attractive their bumhole looks when it matches their coats I'm sure I can sell them on the choppers.

If not, I'll stand on my head and fall gracefully through my snowy white arsehole where I'll be effectively camouflaged.

[TheBitch]

Arctic lichen. Talk to me.

[Champ]

Arctic lichen. Talk to me.

Timely bump

 

Lurtz?

[Redder Lurtz]

Yeah it worked. Problem is I've got sensitive teeth too so when I stopped using the sensitive stuff and used the whitening stuff my teeth hurt. I think I should be put down if I'm honest.