The Official Cricket Thread

[Jairzinho]

We're nearly as good as Bangladesh.

[Guest LFD]

Haha! 

 

Well done England 'Lions', earned your money again,

[Major Tom]

A shambles.

 

[Rico1304]

The coach's reaction? "Have they checked the no-ball?" What a twat.

[Jairzinho]

Actually looking forward to the fall out, should be more entertaining than we are on the pitch.

[Major Tom]

Actually looking forward to the fall out, should be more entertaining than we are on the pitch.

 

haha.

 

A full 269 page report, taking months to compile, and the only thing they'll come up with is moving Buttler to 3.

[Guest LFD]

Actually looking forward to the fall out, should be more entertaining than we are on the pitch.

 

I'm not it is just the same predictable shit.

[Jairzinho]

Disappointed not to hear Morgan talk about "taking the positives" and "putting it in the right areas".

 

On a related note, be fucking funny if Ireland qualified.

[Spy Bee]

That was shit. Peter Moores is the coach of a generation though, so I am sure he will sort it out.

[Rico1304]

Failing in all forms of the game, Ashes series coming up and the Aussies on a massive upward trend.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Outplayed by fucking Bangladesh, that is one new all time low there. Just not good enough and made the same fucking mistakes in every game!! Moores and Morgan have to take the majority of blame imo, fucking pathetic! 

[Jairzinho]

That was shit. Peter Moores is the coach of a generation though, so I am sure he will sort it out.

 

Which generation?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Moores looks like a fucking Tramp, get a grip man. 

[Spy Bee]

Which generation?

Degeneration

[Spy Bee]

 

Here's more from England head coach Peter Moores, who was speaking to Sky Sports...

On what England are lacking: "We had no left-arm seamers and no left-arm spinners. And we have not got a bank of them left at home either. The reality is we are not overloaded with a lot of high-class one-day players back at home."

That's some cowardly shit from Moores!

[Jairzinho]

Yeah, if only we had the great pool of high class one day players that Bangladesh have.

[Guest LFD]

That's some cowardly shit from Moores!

Yep!

 

Peter Moores: "We thought 275 was chaseable. We'll have to look at the data."

 

The data? Fucking hell!

[Spy Bee]

He has got 'data' trending on Twitter for the first time Since Star Trek Nemesis!

[Jairzinho]

[Brownie]

What a massive twat Moores is.

[Guest LFD]

Japan Cricket Assoc. @CricketJapan · 42m 42 minutes ago

Dear @ECB_cricket, this might not be a great time, but as there's room in your schedule, fancy a game in Japan on the way home? #challenge

[Rico1304]

KP reminding us that we played back to back Ashes in order to have 6 clear months to practice one day cricket.

[Winston Wolf]

I wouldn't be surprised to see Collingwood placed in charge of the ODI set up after the recriminations have stopped and the press have had their pound of flesh.

[Rico1304]

I wouldn't be surprised to see Collingwood placed in charge of the ODI set up after the recriminations have stopped and the press have had their pound of flesh.

They are paid a lot of money to prepare a team with a chance of progressing to the final stage, most people thought par would be quarter finals. We've been shocking to get ourselves into a position to have a must win game against a minnow and have been easily beaten. Heads should roll.

[Jairzinho]

I really like Collingwood, probably my favourite England player of the last ten years. I don't think he'd a tactical genius by any means, but there is absolutely no way he puts up with the level of shithousery we have served up. If he did get the gig he'd need to be given full autonomy to fuck off whoever he wants. Regardless of whether their sister is one of the physios or not.