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my apologies to remmie and the contest administrators. i didn't read clearly that the squid was disqualified for this years competition.

 

i'll stick to the oceans depths however, and reveal the deadly box jellyfish

 

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Cobra

Spider Monkey

South American Harpy Eagle

Monkey Spider

Killer Bees ????

A sheep

A timber wolf

Honey badger

Buffalo

Vancouver Island Marmot

Duckbilled platypus

Pelochelys cantorii

Coyote

Beaver

box jellyfish

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i was just reading a book on marines in the battle of the pacific (specifically pelleleo).

 

during basic training, a recruit used the expression 'gun' for his rifle and was made to strip down and run around the parade ground holding his dick and singing 'this is my gun, i use it for fun'.

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Spider Monkey

South American Harpy Eagle

Monkey Spider

Killer Bees ????

A sheep

A timber wolf

Honey badger

Buffalo

Vancouver Island Marmot

Duckbilled platypus

Pelochelys cantorii

Coyote

Beaver

box jellyfish

Mongoose

a naked unarmed man

mosquito

 

unfortunately, this may be the winner in the end.....mosquitoes carry and transfer malaria causing parasites. As a result, these little pests are responsible for the deaths of more than two million people a year.

 

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Spider Monkey

South American Harpy Eagle

Monkey Spider

Killer Bees ????

A sheep

A timber wolf

Honey badger

Buffalo

Vancouver Island Marmot

Duckbilled platypus

Pelochelys cantorii

Coyote

Beaver

box jellyfish

Mongoose

a naked unarmed man

Mosquito

Jaguar

Miniature Kangaroo Rat

Mexican Fighting Rabbit

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Cobra

Spider Monkey

South American Harpy Eagle

Monkey Spider

Killer Bees ????

A sheep

A timber wolf

Honey badger

Buffalo

Vancouver Island Marmot

Duckbilled platypus

Pelochelys cantorii

Coyote

Beaver

box jellyfish

Mongoose

a naked unarmed man

Mosquito

Jaguar

Fat Tailed Scorpion

Miniature Kangaroo Rat

Mexican Fighting Rabbit

 

 

Sir sir, mongstock missed out my scorpion.

 

Pah Rabbit, always gets beat anyway.

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Cobra

Spider Monkey

South American Harpy Eagle

Monkey Spider

Killer Bees ????

A sheep

A timber wolf

Honey badger

Buffalo

Vancouver Island Marmot

Duckbilled platypus

Pelochelys cantorii

Coyote

Beaver

box jellyfish

Mongoose

a naked unarmed man

Mosquito

Jaguar

Miniature Kangaroo Rat

Mexican Fighting Rabbit

Blue Whale

 

 

My Blue Whale is gonna win this one. One swish with that tail - bam. Game over. Bring it on.

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Spider Monkey

South American Harpy Eagle

Monkey Spider

Killer Bees ????

A sheep

A timber wolf

Honey badger

Buffalo

Vancouver Island Marmot

Duckbilled platypus

Pelochelys cantorii

Coyote

Beaver

box jellyfish

Mongoose

a naked unarmed man

Mosquito

Jaguar

Fat Tailed Scorpion

Miniature Kangaroo Rat

Mexican Fighting Rabbit

Blue Whale

Wild Bactrian Camel

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Cobra

Spider Monkey

South American Harpy Eagle

Monkey Spider

Killer Bees ????

A sheep

A timber wolf

Honey badger

Buffalo

Vancouver Island Marmot

Duckbilled platypus

Pelochelys cantorii

Coyote

Beaver

box jellyfish

Mongoose

a naked unarmed man

Mosquito

Jaguar

Fat Tailed Scorpion

Miniature Kangaroo Rat

Mexican Fighting Rabbit

Blue Whale

Wild Bactrian Camel

Barbra, the stray pussycat I picked up in Bromborough last week. He is partially-sighted, deaf, has only two teeth left and a heart murmur.

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Spider Monkey

South American Harpy Eagle

Monkey Spider

Killer Bees ????

A sheep

A timber wolf

Honey badger

Buffalo

Vancouver Island Marmot

Duckbilled platypus

Pelochelys cantorii

Coyote

Beaver

box jellyfish

Mongoose

a naked unarmed man

Mosquito

Jaguar

Fat Tailed Scorpion

Miniature Kangaroo Rat

Mexican Fighting Rabbit

Blue Whale

Wild Bactrian Camel

Barbra, the stray pussycat I picked up in Bromborough last week. He is partially-sighted, deaf, has only two teeth left and a heart murmur.

Silverback Gorilla with a chainsaw

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Cobra

Spider Monkey

South American Harpy Eagle

Monkey Spider

Killer Bees ????

A sheep

A timber wolf

Honey badger

Buffalo

Vancouver Island Marmot

Duckbilled platypus

Pelochelys cantorii

Coyote

Beaver

box jellyfish

Mongoose

a naked unarmed man

Mosquito

Jaguar

Fat Tailed Scorpion

Miniature Kangaroo Rat

Mexican Fighting Rabbit

Blue Whale

Wild Bactrian Camel

Barbra, the stray pussycat I picked up in Bromborough last week. He is partially-sighted, deaf, has only two teeth left and a heart murmur.

Silverback Gorilla with a chainsaw

Parasitic Wasp

 

Gotta hate Neko reminding us all how un-ace our lives are as we've never had to monkey-sit before. Damn you Neko; damn you to hell.

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What's happened in previous tournamae when the combatants are from different terrain? I mean if the fight is a shark against an elephant, where does the battle commence?

 

Do they have a home and away tie and tally up how many votes were in each tie?

We kind of just skirted over the issue. I've done either home and away with an agregate score or an equally inhospitable environment.
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Spider Monkey

South American Harpy Eagle

Monkey Spider

Killer Bees ????

A sheep

A timber wolf

Honey badger

Buffalo

Vancouver Island Marmot

Duckbilled platypus

Pelochelys cantorii

Coyote

Beaver

box jellyfish

Mongoose

a naked unarmed man

Mosquito

Jaguar

Fat Tailed Scorpion

Miniature Kangaroo Rat

Mexican Fighting Rabbit

Blue Whale

Wild Bactrian Camel

Barbra, the stray pussycat I picked up in Bromborough last week. He is partially-sighted, deaf, has only two teeth left and a heart murmur.

Silverback Gorilla with a chainsaw

Parasitic Wasp

KYKO THE CHIMP

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