Coupons.

[Captain Turdseye]

Millwall's last minute equaliser last night stopped me from winning £230.

 

A couple of seasons ago I needed Wolves to get beat to win £250. Jeff Stelling announced in injury time "Theres a goal at Molineux!" only to reveal that Wolves had grabbed the winner.

 

This leads me to the conclusion that bookies and footballers are cunts.

[Faustus]

I think I'm destined never to win a 'Goals Galore' coupon. The amount of times one team has let me down is ridiculous.

 

I feel your pain, brother. I'd be £280 richer today if Cheltenham had managed to muster one measly goal yesterday. Useless crop growing twats.

[Pidge]

I won £6 because Raul scored first yesterday. True story.

[Red Banjo]

I had a 10 game accy yesterday for about £210.

 

9 came home, have a guess which team(or set of officials) fucked me over?

 

Furious.

 

Happens every fucking week almost.

[lifetime fan]

Start of last season Cardiff cost me over a grand.

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/ff-football-forum/82910-cardiff-fucking-city.html

[Pdool]

I've missed out on 18 grand a few years ago because Blackburn let me down at home against some utter bum nuts, cant remember who. I was smashed in some pub in Skeggness with my mate who, when I showed him my coupon, laughed in my face.

 

 

 

Blackburn Rovers and my mate are cunts.

[Captain Turdseye]

Start of last season Cardiff cost me over a grand.

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/ff-football-forum/82910-cardiff-fucking-city.html

 

Bad times. A mate of mine done an absolutely ridiculous one last year. more than 20 teams would have netted him over £13,000 from a £1 bet. One team let him down. I don't feel so bad now actually.

[Captain Turdseye]

I've missed out on 18 grand a few years ago because Blackburn let me down at home against some utter bum nuts, cant remember who. I was smashed in some pub in Skeggness with my mate who, when I showed him my coupon, laughed in my face.

 

 

 

Blackburn Rovers and my mate are cunts.

 

That is sickening. Blackburn are most definitely cunts. For the record, so are all cockneys.

[Pdool]

I remember missing out on a few hundred quid because James Hayter missed a last minute pen for Bournemouth.

 

 

Blackburn, my mate and James Hayter are all cunts.

[JaminKibbler]

I won £6 because Raul scored first yesterday. True story.

 

I'm really tempted to bet on his scoring next game, knowing my luck he won't score and stop his scoring streak. :/

[chris71]

Our home banker cost me 110 on a five teamer yesterday. Bollocks.

[Byrnie]

Darren Bent's 96th minute equaliser cost my mate 6 grand. Liverpool failing to beat Fulham by more than 1 goal cost my brother just over a grand. I'd have loads of other examples too, yours pales in comparison, Stirzy.

[Captain Turdseye]

Darren Bent's 96th minute equaliser cost my mate 6 grand. Liverpool failing to beat Fulham by more than 1 goal cost my brother just over a grand. I'd have loads of other examples too, yours pales in comparison, Stirzy.

 

Meh, its still money and everyone I've mentioned are still cunts.

 

That would have got me a nice day in town tomorrow and covered the cost of my ticket for the Khan fight in April.

[firemarshall]

Stranraer drew 2-2 with Montrose yesterday and cost me £113. Stranraer (and Montrose) are cunts of the highest order.

Every week I miss out by one or two results. It drives me fucking mad but I just know that one week I`m gonna get it. I`ve got it once so far this season and won £175 for a £2 stake.

[WrongIslander]

I won 2000 on the combined comps of Euro 2004 and the Copa America (where it went to pens and Adriano scored the winner).

 

Kept betting on Greece 1-0 Charisteas and the only times I didn't I bet on the Czech Rep to come back against Holland and Morientes to score first against Greece.

 

Good times, good times.

 

Since then I've been had off by a few one team or two team last minute goals but c'est la vie.

 

That money got me to Istanbul, kind of spooky really. Angelos Charisteas means "angel of christ", Smicer was at Liverpool and Morientes signed for Liverpool. Pity I'm a spiritual agnostic really.

Edited February 13, 2011 by WrongIslander

[Captain Turdseye]

I won 2000 grand.

 

£2 million. We have a winner.

[WrongIslander]

£2 million. We have a winner.

 

Ha. Whoops.

 

Would have been nice. Though I didn't know trips to Turkey were that expensive.