Half Man Half Biscuit

[Dirk]

Deserve a thread of their own.

 

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[The-Sir]

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Try your hardest to look like a teddybear!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

My location

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My affliction

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My prized possession

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[Mel Wood]

Not arf, pop pickers. Looking forward to this year's mammoth tour - maybe three shows! Just fantastic.

 

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[Jokerman]

There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets

[Mel Wood]

'I know Bono and 'e knows Ono and she knows Eno's phone goes thus'...

 

'I went from the Andes to the Indies in my undies'...

 

'Found myself being sued by the firm More O'Ferrall. I'd sprayed a graffito onto one of their hoardings. It was for Monsters Of Rock, and I'd sprayed 'In Church Hall If Wet'...

 

As John Peel always said, a national treasure.

[Jokerman]

Neil Morrisey's a nob head

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i actually got a copy of "all i want for xmas.............." with the dukla prague away kit i got from toffs

[AngryOfTuebrook]

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[AngryOfTuebrook]

A couple of essential reference works:

 

Half Map Half Biscuit - Google Maps

 

The Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics Project

[Lurtz]

"If I knew you were coming I'd have slashed me wrists"

[Dirk]

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I managed to use the Referees alphabet song on the FF a couple of months ago, nobody ever commented or repped me on it but it was one of my proudest moments on TLW.

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Have some Mindless drug hover on this thread as well, funny fucker.

 

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[AngryOfTuebrook]

Second greatest time I had

Was when they asked me and my Dad

To organise a festival

Along the lines of Donington

We took Chirk Airfield as our site

Booked the bands we thought were right

Received the long-range from the Met

They said it could be very wet

With this in mind, we thought it wise

To call the whole caboodle off.

 

The greatest time I ever had

Was when we didn't tell the bands.

[Dirk]

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