American Houses Question

[Section_31]

In America they have tornadoes and termites, but they build their houses out of wood. Over here we have neither, but we build our houses out of bricks. Fuck's that all about?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Actually Ive been in a Tornado, it was Butlins Wales 1989, no shit I was in the Echo and everything.

[RJ Fan club]

Britain turns into a tornado hotspot with 100 twisters a year - Environment - The Independent

 

We get quite a few, but they are pussy type ones.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Britain turns into a tornado hotspot with 100 twisters a year - Environment - The Independent

 

We get quite a few, but they are pussy type ones.

 

Mine was no pussy one, their were boats flying and everything, it was like the outer limits, but with less aliens and more boats flying.

[Section_31]

Methinks the moral of the Three Little Pigs has never quite been picked up over yonder Texas way.

 

"I've rebuilt this house out of wood, BUT, I've built a shelter underneath out of bricks, the wind won't get past that brick motherfucker!"

 

"Why don't we build the whole house out of bricks?"

 

"The fuck? Get back inside woman and fry me some chicken."

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Methinks the moral of the Three Little Pigs has never quite been picked up over yonder Texas way.

 

"I've rebuilt this house out of wood, BUT, I've built a shelter underneath out of bricks, the wind won't get past that brick motherfucker!"

 

"Why don't we build the whole house out of bricks?"

 

"The fuck? Get back inside woman and fry me some chicken."

 

The moral of the three pigs story is, If a talking wolf starts knocking on your door, regardless of what material your house is made of, DO NOT answer the fucking door.

[Unrighteous]

It's down to expense, mostly, s_31.

 

Also, they don't have any 'traditional' standards. British houses are most often brick, no?

[Harry Squatter]

It's so they are able to fly inside the tornado then land and kill witches.

[Section_31]

The moral of the three pigs story is, If a talking wolf starts knocking on your door, regardless of what material your house is made of, DO NOT answer the fucking door.

 

 

Yeah but what if he blows it down?

 

If the wolf was a Jehova's Witness you'd be double-fucked.

[Unrighteous]

The moral of the three pigs story is, If a talking wolf starts knocking on your door, regardless of what material your house is made of, DO NOT answer the fucking door.

 

[RJ Fan club]

Mine was no pussy one, their were boats flying and everything, it was like the outer limits, but with less aliens and more boats flying.

 

Did a gust of wind knock you out of your pedalow?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Yeah but what if he blows it down?

 

If the wolf was a Jehova's Witness you'd be double-fucked.

 

Well I'd hope he'd have the good manners to read my no Mormons, Scientologists or Jehova's witness (especially if you are a Wolf) sign.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Did a gust of wind knock you out of your pedalow?

 

I was dining at the time, It stopped me from having Vienetta aswell, when your 8, that is world shattering.

[dennis tooth]

Don't they actually use MDF or something?

[RJ Fan club]

I was dining at the time, It stopped me from having Vienetta aswell, when your 8, that is world shattering.

 

That's the kind of thing that scars. My Ma used to give us crap portions, "save it for later or tomorrow". What about today? I'd cry. She was a tough old bird though, never gave in. Scared me that did, I got the last laugh though a full one to myself once. Worra day!

[Ezekiel 25:17]

That's the kind of thing that scars. My Ma used to give us crap portions, "save it for later or tomorrow". What about today? I'd cry. She was a tough old bird though, never gave in. Scared me that did, I got the last laugh though a full one to myself once. Worra day!

 

Hoot !

[Unrighteous]

I was dining at the time, It stopped me from having Vienetta aswell, when your 8, that is world shattering.

 

That's the kind of thing that scars. My Ma used to give us crap portions, "save it for later or tomorrow". What about today? I'd cry. She was a tough old bird though, never gave in. Scared me that did, I got the last laugh though a full one to myself once. Worra day!

 

 

All this dessert talk has led me to enjoying a Magnum Chocolate Temptation bar.

 

... and let me tell you: It's very good.

[Acid]

All this talk of vienetta and magnums, Im considering getting up off my arse, nickin some of my sisters money and going the shop to get some.

[Tyler Durden]

Britain's first council house made out of... straw | Mail Online

[Tyler Durden]

Think the main reason is they have shit loads of timber compared to us meaning its cheaper for them to use it, and faster. I did use to know but have forgotten, I blame alcohol. We dont really have that many people using Timber framed systems over here either.