GF Animal Tournament IV

[Fink]

Cobra

Spider Monkey

South American Harpy Eagle

Monkey Spider

Killer Bees ????

A sheep

A timber wolf

Honey badger

Buffalo

Vancouver Island Marmot

Duckbilled platypus

Pelochelys cantorii

Coyote

Beaver

box jellyfish

Mongoose

a naked unarmed man

Mosquito

Jaguar

Fat Tailed Scorpion

Miniature Kangaroo Rat

Mexican Fighting Rabbit

Blue Whale

Wild Bactrian Camel

Barbra, the stray pussycat I picked up in Bromborough last week. He is partially-sighted, deaf, has only two teeth left and a heart murmur.

Silverback Gorilla with a chainsaw

Parasitic Wasp

KYKO THE CHIMP

Guinea worm

[Remmie]

I make that 29, need 3 more or are there some missing from Fink's list?

 

Plus we may need a couple reserves if it turns out some of these animals don't exist!

[Nick Leeson]

Does my silverback get to keep it's chainsaw?

 

It's not holding it btw, one of it's hands got chopped off and it had to replace it with a chainsaw like in that film, err "The Monkey With a Chainsaw for a Hand, err Returns".

 

So please don't see this is me giving my monkey some kind of unfair advantage because it isn't. No, no it's actually a handicap and he should probably given a by to round 2.

[Kurt]

Moxus ox

 

[The-Sir]

Cobra

Spider Monkey

South American Harpy Eagle

Monkey Spider

Killer Bees ????

A sheep

A timber wolf

Honey badger

Buffalo

Vancouver Island Marmot

Duckbilled platypus

Pelochelys cantorii

Coyote

Beaver

box jellyfish

Mongoose

a naked unarmed man

Mosquito

Jaguar

Fat Tailed Scorpion

Miniature Kangaroo Rat

Mexican Fighting Rabbit

Blue Whale

Wild Bactrian Camel

Barbra, the stray pussycat I picked up in Bromborough last week. He is partially-sighted, deaf, has only two teeth left and a heart murmur.

Silverback Gorilla with a chainsaw

Parasitic Wasp

KYKO THE CHIMP

Guinea worm

Puffer fish!

[neko]

Cobra

Spider Monkey

South American Harpy Eagle

Monkey Spider

Killer Bees ????

A sheep

A timber wolf

Honey badger

Buffalo

Vancouver Island Marmot

Duckbilled platypus

Pelochelys cantorii

Coyote

Beaver

box jellyfish

Mongoose

a naked unarmed man

Mosquito

Jaguar

Fat Tailed Scorpion

Miniature Kangaroo Rat

Mexican Fighting Rabbit

Blue Whale

Wild Bactrian Camel

Barbra, the stray pussycat I picked up in Bromborough last week. He is partially-sighted, deaf, has only two teeth left and a heart murmur.

Silverback Gorilla with a chainsaw

Parasitic Wasp

KYKO THE CHIMP

Guinea worm

Puffer fish!

giant tortoise

 

is it too late to add a giant tortoise ? they eat puffer fish and jellyfish for breakfast

 

[Remmie]

Does my silverback get to keep it's chainsaw?

 

It's not holding it btw, one of it's hands got chopped off and it had to replace it with a chainsaw like in that film, err "The Monkey With a Chainsaw for a Hand, err Returns".

 

So please don't see this is me giving my monkey some kind of unfair advantage because it isn't. No, no it's actually a handicap and he should probably given a by to round 2.

Find me a picture of this species and you are on...

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

Hyena anyone? We have a winner, what do i win?

[Nick Leeson]

Find me a picture of this species and you are on...

 

 

His name is Chainey. Don't you lot laugh at him! It's not his fault.

 

His Mother rejected him at birth because of his clubbed hand so the zoo dudes cut it off and gave him a stanley knife at first but when he got older and bigger they swapped it for a chainsaw.

 

So is Chainey in?

[Guest TK-421]

Texas Chainsaw in the Mist.

 

Dian Fossey gets more than she bargained for when she tries to befriend Chainey and his gang of chums.

[Hazel Motes]

Cobra

Spider Monkey

South American Harpy Eagle

Monkey Spider

Killer Bees ????

A sheep

A timber wolf

Honey badger

Buffalo

Vancouver Island Marmot

Duckbilled platypus

Pelochelys cantorii

Coyote

Beaver

box jellyfish

Mongoose

a naked unarmed man

Mosquito

Jaguar

Fat Tailed Scorpion

Miniature Kangaroo Rat

Mexican Fighting Rabbit

Blue Whale

Wild Bactrian Camel

Barbra, the stray pussycat I picked up in Bromborough last week. He is partially-sighted, deaf, has only two teeth left and a heart murmur.

Silverback Gorilla with a chainsaw

Parasitic Wasp

KYKO THE CHIMP

Guinea worm

Puffer fish!

Old Norse Elgr

 

Hope it's not to late for the Elgr.

The Old Norse Elgr is often symbolized with the Algiz rune [“all-yeese”]. It is the seventh rune in the second aett. Its phonetic sound is “ZZ” as in buzz. It symbolizes the tremendous resistance power of the elk aswell as its Thor-like powers and is a powerful protection rune.

It provides a potent shield around a wearer’s body.

Magically it is used as protection against any kind of danger.

Sightings of what is believed to be the Old Norse Elgr, at the permafrost Arctic region, consisting of a vast ice-covered ocean.

Edited October 24, 2008 by Remington

[Karl_b]

That's clearly a gorilla, not a monkey.

[Nick Leeson]

yeah, look at my entry in the list. I said Silverback with a chainsaw for an arm. I just call him monkey affectionately

[Karl_b]

My mistake, move along people.

[neko]

if the animals can now be modified to carry weapons, then tommy the tortoise gets a tank turret...

 

[Nick Leeson]

Mine isn't modified it just had to adapt.

[The-Sir]

[neko]

Mine isn't modified it just had to adapt.

 

he was handicapped with a deformed hand, so they replaced it with a chainsaw ?

 

sounds like he was specially chosen and developed for this tourney.

 

i'm very impressed, but it only seems fair that the tortoise should be able to defend himself.

 

p.s. - the tortoise shell is made of reactive armour, btw.

[Nick Leeson]

If the chainsaw is deemed to be against the rules I'll make him wear an oven glove over the top of it during combat.

[Karl_b]

 

This could get silly.

[dirty_sanchez]

I'd like to nominate the Dung Beetle. For it's size it's apparently the strongest animal in the world.

[neko]

If the chainsaw is deemed to be against the rules I'll make him wear an oven glove over the top of it during combat.

 

 

This could get silly.

 

it's a classic arms race - this is how world wars are started.

 

everyone will say that they are only defending their sovereignty, or it's only for defensive purposes, but it all will end in blood and tears, i'm afraid.

[Owen]

Cobra

Spider Monkey

South American Harpy Eagle

Monkey Spider

Killer Bees ????

A sheep

A timber wolf

Honey badger

Buffalo

Vancouver Island Marmot

Duckbilled platypus

Pelochelys cantorii

Coyote

Beaver

box jellyfish

Mongoose

a naked unarmed man

Mosquito

Jaguar

Fat Tailed Scorpion

Miniature Kangaroo Rat

Mexican Fighting Rabbit

Blue Whale

Wild Bactrian Camel

Barbra, the stray pussycat I picked up in Bromborough last week. He is partially-sighted, deaf, has only two teeth left and a heart murmur.

Silverback Gorilla with a chainsaw

Parasitic Wasp

KYKO THE CHIMP

Guinea worm

Puffer fish!

Old Norse Elgr

Coconut Crab

[Guest TK-421]

 

One mean bitch ass crab that, Owen.

[Karl_b]

I'm scared of that already.