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Global Warming


Duff Man
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Is a load of old bollocks isn't it really?

 

It's nearly May, it's fucking freezing and I've got a cold.

 

An Inconvenient Truth my arse, Gore.

 

We're all going to starve as they're using all the crops for Earth-friendly biofuels.

 

4th coldest March on record here. Was 4 degrees below normal. The Inuit tell me the ice is the thickest they've seen for along time on the Lake.

 

But then the Inuks up in the High Arctic say the ice is breaking up earlier than usual.

 

It's called weather, and no one can predict it. Not even our Al.

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We're all going to starve as they're using all the crops for Earth-friendly biofuels.

 

4th coldest March on record here. Was 4 degrees below normal. The Inuit tell me the ice is the thickest they've seen for along time on the Lake.

 

But then the Inuks up in the High Arctic say the ice is breaking up earlier than usual.

 

It's called weather, and no one can predict it. Not even our Al.

 

On a serious note it's fucking stupid that.

 

Food prices are on the rise because people are sticking turnips in their fucking cars, this world really is tits up.

 

Should be interesting to see Geldoff and Bono face down the global warming mob at some stage though.

 

Gore Vs Geldof - FIGHT!!!

 

 

Global warming can fuck off anyway, the place was like the Sun Centre back in prehistoric times due to all the volcanic activity fucking up the atmosphere, it repaired itself eventually and it never did the dinosaurs any harm.

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Tuesday?

 

Rain Man.

 

Surely rain man can save the Planet.

 

I rented a hybrid turnip car in Winnipeg, a Jap model (Toyota I think).

 

Fucking thing was so quiet I couldn't figure out if it was running or not or how to start the thing. You push a button. Nothing happens.

 

I much prefer the old automobile- you crank the ignition, flood the engine and it roars to life with a cloud of exhaust. At least you know it's fucking started.

 

I spent 10 minutes in the parking lot in front of the Manitoba Liquor Control Commission trying to figure out the Jap Turnip car; I was very panicked as the Heineken wasn't going to stay cold forever.

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