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Looks like a battered number two mate Nah nice one looks lovely. A fucking bread cake?!!! Happy birthday eve

I'm surprised the band they got on isn't the Boooo Radleys

Whatever happened to that Colombian “bird” posting on GOT that they were all beasting over? Did the account end up getting banned? Anyone know? @Captain Turdseye ? I’ve heard they’re just gonna wheel water cannon onto the stage and blast the audience with piss then get off

The fact we don’t see proper boots on the ground action being taken against these cunts shows that it benefits certain governments to keep conflicts going despite the horrors and loss of human life.

My birthday tomorrow so I've fucked the low carb diet off for a couple of days, starting with this for lunch. I'm very happy with the order number too.

I thought they got the TeamViewer sponsorship because somebody from India rang up pretending to be from Sky Broadband and Woodward fell for it.

I’ve got the app. No chance I’m subscribing though. I quite like when they have an article trying to keep a common ground then one of their writers contradicts the fuck out of it further down.

I have a consultation tomorrow with a physio....i'll report back with anything that might be helpful.

Yep last time I went the chippy they wouldn't let me pay with a fifty quid note, so I had use two twenties and a ten.

Can anyone else see Ian Hislop in the white pudding?

A skanky old bag would do for him.

So he’s looked around Old Trafford and realised it’s a shithole. Has he never been there before?

Which is ironic considering one of those words could be used to describe the other at his new place of work.

Haha, Maurice. I've pronounced that in my head as Maur-eece as in from the song the space cowboy

Only 20 articles a month now on the app. Then you hit the new paywall. Absolute bastards. May as well delete the fucking thing. Edit: 20 articles every 15 days. Still shite.

The absolute cracker here is there is not enough space in Manchester and at the club’s London premises to accommodate all staff owing to some being used for hospitality and other activities. Fucking shambolic.

These have got a tough away game in Greece tonight to overturn a 2 goal deficit so it's likely they'll go for it and use up a lot of energy in doing so.Absolute nothing to play for other than pride, I'd look to give a few guys a run out and finish the season giving everyone in the squad equal opportunity for game time.Alisson Bradley Konate Virgil Tsimikas Bajcetic Szobo Grav Salah Nunez Gakpo

Irish white pudding, man. Food of the gods.

Have you seen the price of fish and chips these days?

Sounds like their footballing fortunes might not change too much, but he'll be damned if he can't get a better bulk deal on urinal cakes for the stadium toilets.

When Rooney was there. He loves a Grand Old Lady.

He seems like a bit of a cunt.

To be fair I would throw away the key for anybody who did that