Why why....

[AVEEZ]

why Deliliah????

 

Discuss...

[grazywalker]

She is a slag.That is why

Jolene is not a slag though.

[Paulie Dangerously]

she's only gone and had her weetabix

[Cosmos]

Not her first mention in the annals of pop of course, the bitch wouldn't keep her cotton-picking fingers out for yon Elvis. Viz: a troubley cunt and no mistake.

[ticklemeclemo]

Because Mary had hair of gold and lips like cherries

[ISeeRed]

I read in the paper yesterday that women have three main tactics for winning arguments/disputes with their partners:

 

1. Crying

 

2. Witholding sex

 

3. Sulking

 

So I would suggest this Delilah lady was probably doing one of the three.

[loadsoftrophies]

She is a slag.That is why

Jolene is not a slag though.

 

Jolene could take any man.

[Black Rose]

And she will. Hello I'm new btw

[loadsoftrophies]

And she will. Hello I'm new btw

 

magnificent intro. I wanna be on you.

[Black Rose]

why thank you, not sure about this wanting to be on me though

[Alan Sex]

I saw her snatch on the night that I passed by her window

I saw her flickering starfish - I love her behind

She was my woman

As she aroused me I watched and went out of my mind

My, my, my, vagina

Why, why, why, vagina

I could see that girl was an anal freak

But I was tied like a slave as she peed on me

At break of day when her man drove away, I was wanking

I cross the street with my hose out - she opened the door

She stood there laughing

I took my cock in my hand and she laughed no more

My, my, my vagina

Why, why, why vagina

So before I come and smash her back door

Forgive me vagina I just couldn't take any more

 

[insert purple trumpet solo here]

 

She stood there laughing

I took my cock in my hand and she laughed no more

My, my, my, vagina

Why, why, why, vagina

So before I come and smash her back door

Forgive me vagina I just couldn't take any more

Forgive me vagina I just couldn't take any more

[Alan Sex]

Has no-one bothered to read my work?

[Lupin]

Of course the original premise of the question is wrong, and it should be XX Delilah, not YY (although XY could be Delilah if there were abnormal levels of Eostrogen at the time of conception), XY or YX normally results in Tom.

[Lupin]

Has no-one bothered to read my work?

 

We all know it's a pink oboe solo you prefer really...:whistle:

[Ezekiel 25:17]

If my name was Delilah I would also be asking why why why, some serious spastic shit that name.

[reder]

Has no-one bothered to read my work?

 

No, I cant read any of your posts in work due to your avatar. If I do, I will probably get sacked.