AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[Dan Vito Corleone]

What with Chelsea just stepping out onto the pitch, I'm sure we'll have had our first penalty appeal of the night.:whistle:

[zigackly]

The Goodison "waaaaaah". Puts the Anfield roar to shame.

[05 Milan]

The Everton Songbook:

 

1. HANDBALL!!!!

 

2. BOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Dan Vito Corleone]

This game is utter rubbish, by the way.

[Randy Marsh]

Cant beat the Goodison Groan. After their Eurpean Escapades, its now become a European phenomenom.

 

Highlight of the derby was the whole of anfield screaming "handball" whenever anyone touched the ball. pissed meself laughing at that in the kop.

[05 Milan]

1-0 black beavis

[Dan Vito Corleone]

Ridiculous penalty shouts are the hallmark of desperation as far as I'm concerned - the best one being against West Ham when Ljungberg blocked a shot with his thighs and the Gladwys was screaming for a penalty! Cretins.

 

That's a great time for the Chavs to score.

[SUPERSONIC]

BS one nil up over ermmmmmmmmm BS I guess.

[Dan Vito Corleone]

HA HA HA that scuffed shot hit Mikel in the cock and they want a penalty! Reprobates!

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

And yet another desperate 'handball' shout from the Gwladys's...fucking mutants.

[Heighway]

Chelsea had been dire up until the goal.

[Paul]

A Chelsea win is doubly good for us tonight, isn't it? It kills the BS off for good - allowing us to play the ressies at Fulham and Birmingham - and it makes them think they're still in with a shout at the title, meaning they'll play a full strength side against The Mancs in between the two legs of the semi. Come on, Chelsea?

[Dan Vito Corleone]

An away win is a must tonight.

 

As you say, it kills the Blues off (surely?) and keeps the Chavs in the hunt.

[Crazyhorse7778]

Everton are unlucky to be behind, they have had atleast 3 stonewall penalty shouts turned down by the clearly biased referee.

 

IfithadntabinferMartinAtkinsonwewouldbebackintheracefor4th

[rebel23]

everything is a HANDBALL etc.

[zigackly]

David Moyes, eh? If he didn't exist, you would have to invent him. Although I think Tolkien got there first.

 

And Grant! When he got up to celebrate the goal I was worried he was going to consume the entire world in one bite.

 

Mourinho was supposed to be a character but he had nothing on those two gimps.

[Randy Marsh]

Everton are unlucky to be behind, they have had atleast 3 stonewall penalty shouts turned down by the clearly biased referee.

 

IfithadntabinferMartinAtkinsonwewouldbebackintheracefor4th

 

Is the Ref Collina?

 

Sent out of retirement to help lead the G14 conspiracy against Everton? The same G14 conspiracy that says Everton MUST NOT be in the Champions League?

 

ifithadnabinferdermeeeeerderrrinredshiteG14

[Crazyhorse7778]

Is the Ref Collina?

 

Sent out of retirement to help lead the G14 conspiracy against Everton? The same G14 conspiracy that says Everton MUST NOT be in the Champions League?

 

ifithadnabinferdermeeeeerderrrinredshiteG14

 

Atkinson has apparantly joined the conspiracy led by the G14 and that is why no penalty was awarded when Mikel gestured to handball a scuffed Yabubu shot. Incidently the shot hit him on the leg, BUT he intended to handball it, therefore, stonewall penalty.

[Dan Vito Corleone]

It's the G14's fault Yakubu scuffed his shot.

[Randy Marsh]

Atkinson has apparantly joined the conspiracy led by the G14 and that is why no penalty was awarded when Mikel gestured to handball a scuffed Yabubu shot. Incidently the shot hit him on the leg, BUT he intended to handball it, therefore, stonewall penalty.

 

Apparently Atkinsons a male referee, and Collina was also a male referee. Sounds fishy to me, they must be related. The G14 have obviously recruited Atkinson and the whole Chelsea team as part of the conspiracy. Meeeerderin Redshite Cunts. I also heard that Mikel is foriegn, which obviously means he supports the redshite.

 

It's the G14's fault Yakubu scuffed his shot.

 

The G14 have recruited Yakubu's boot providers to issue him with Scuff Boots to ensure he doesnt score, and Everton dont qualify for the Champions League. Fuckin Redshite Meeeerderin Wallpushin Cunts

[zigackly]

The G14 was all Yakubu's idea in the first place. As was the Magna Carta, and Hammurabi's Code of Laws.

[Crazyhorse7778]

I also heard that Mikel is foriegn, which obviously means he supports the redshite.

 

He doesn't look Norwegian to me, but I trust the judgement of Everton's conspiracy theorists.

[Hazel Motes]

The G14 was all Yakubu's idea in the first place. As was the Magna Carta, and Hammurabi's Code of Laws.

 

Haha. It can't be. Then he had to be over 3700 years old... Wait... :whistle:

[Dan Vito Corleone]

Haha. It can't be. Then he had to be over 3700 years old... Wait... :whistle:

 

And if you know, yer 'istoreeee :whistle:

[rebel23]

chelsea are seriously unimpressive but i wonder if we will face a stronger team (no Drogba, Makelele, Lampard, Ballack, etc)