R. Kelly

theghost · December 3, 2006

Is fucking ace. How can you not love a man who has songs like Sex In the Kitchen, Sex Weed, Strip For you, Feelin On Yo Booty, etc. etc. etc.

**Spy Bee** · December 3, 2006

Because he's a paedo?

December 3, 2006

I liked Ignition but nothing else, doesn't impress me really..

theghost · December 3, 2006

I liked Ignition but nothing else, doesn't impress me really..

THing is, he's so unimpressive that its always great for a laugh.

bigredruss · December 3, 2006

Because he's a paedo?

good enough reason, imagine if he said gary glitter:eek:

**BRANDS** · December 3, 2006

dope lyrics man (!!) cristal popping in my stretched navigator !

puts vanilla ice to shame ! though a collab with snoop last night which was sounded good

theghost · December 3, 2006

sex in the kitchen over by the stove; says it all really

**BRANDS** · December 3, 2006

Is that when he's waiting for the kettle to boil ?

drewy · December 3, 2006

sex in the kitchen over by the stove; says it all really

You sure it's not "Sex in the school kitchen over by the stove"?

Strontium · December 3, 2006

Would this be an inappropriate time to mention former Blue Coat School teachers?

theghost · December 3, 2006

You sure it's not "Sex in the school kitchen over by the stove"?

Oh it probably is, 'bring those pigtails to me, girl youve got a firecrotch let me light it up and take a puff of your sex weed'

only a genius...

theghost · December 3, 2006

Would this be an inappropriate time to mention former Blue Coat School teachers?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mr Piechnik · December 3, 2006

Trapped in the Closet is jaw-dropping.

It has to be seen in its entirety to be believed.

theghost · December 3, 2006

Trapped in the Closet is jaw-dropping.

It has to be seen in its entirety to be believed.

it's fucking amazing. the man is absolutely bonkers.

December 3, 2006

THing is, he's so unimpressive that its always great for a laugh.

I know, was trapped in the closet the one which was like in two parts and he wasn't really sining, just talking?

theghost · December 3, 2006

I know, was trapped in the closet the one which was like in two parts and he wasn't really sining, just talking?

its 12 chapters

December 3, 2006

its 12 chapters

F'kinel didn't know it was that many :D Mad man..

rargh · December 3, 2006

Trapped in the Closet is jaw-dropping.

It has to be seen in its entirety to be believed.

Utterly, utterly amazing.

"Oh my God, a rubber! (rubber...rubber...rubber...rubber)"

**aws** · December 3, 2006

Where's Stu?

Mr Moustache · December 4, 2006

12 Play was a great RnB album. Then not long after he became cheesy "Gotham City"/"World's Greatest" and worst of Uncained Melody Redux (If I could turn back the hands of time). Then he was revealed to be a kiddie messer which if anybody who paid close attention would have worked out when he 'married' Aaliyah when she was 15.

Its not really paedophilia if it's done by someone famous (R.Kelly/Steven Tyler/Roam Polanski) or in Hollywood.

Burn them all at the stake.

CharleyKnight · December 4, 2006

Nothing will ever cap the 1996 hit "I Believe I Can Fly" off the movie Space Jam.

Seriously though, the man is a prick and makes absolutely dire R N B. Added onto the fact that he's a nonce, there you go. Let him rot.

theghost · December 4, 2006

His music is awful. Just thought I'd spread the message that awful music CAN be hilarious!

CrouchieBoy · December 4, 2006

Brother, R Kelly is amazing because he can only be played if you have ample amounts of baby oil, scented candles and you are in the biggest slump of your life... He may have his corn rows braided to tight