Posing Nude for the TLW Calendar

[Guest BootleBoy]

not anymore, he was given an ASBO and evicted :D

 

What for?

[clare]

What for?

 

behaving like a complete cunt ;)

[Guest BootleBoy]

behaving like a complete cunt ;)

 

Clare, you foul mouthed bitch!!!

I like it!

[clare]

Clare, you foul mouthed bitch!!!

I like it!

 

I'm also very rich, have a string of racehorses, pubs, shares in Liverpool Fc and possess the finest pair of jugs since ming china ;)

[Guest BootleBoy]

I'm also very rich, have a string of racehorses, pubs, shares in Liverpool Fc and possess the finest pair of jugs since ming china ;)

 

Probably bullshit but...I love you!!!

[clare]

Probably bullshit but...I love you!!!

 

 

you're right, its a string of polo ponies actually ;)

[Guest BootleBoy]

you're right, its a string of polo ponies actually ;)

 

As long as you're fit and well kept downstairs I'm not arsed!

[clare]

As long as you're fit and well kept downstairs I'm not arsed!

 

 

sshh dont mention arses BB, you'll have gay type non-groomers sniffing around :sniff:

[Guest BootleBoy]

sshh dont mention arses BB, you'll have gay type non-groomers sniffing around :sniff:

 

Noos might get excited if I mention arses. He might think I'm talking about mine and get a hard on!

[JangoSolo]

I'm also very rich, have a string of racehorses, pubs, shares in Liverpool Fc and possess the finest pair of jugs since ming china ;)

Porcelain boobies don't sound much fun to be honest

[Tom R]

Bootleboy and Clare. You are one and the same aren't you.

 

Give it a fucking rest eh.

Have a wank or something.

[Guest superlambbanana]

Bootleboy and Clare. You are one and the same aren't you.

 

Give it a fucking rest eh.

Have a wank or something.

 

ooooo get her! thought they were both you anyway you miserable twat, sounds like you're the one who needs a wank.

[DT]

You can add superlambbanana to the growing list of aliases.

[Tom R]

ooooo get her! thought they were both you anyway you miserable twat, sounds like you're the one who needs a wank.

 

Cuckoo.

 

 

 

 

Cuckoo.

 

 

 

 

Cuckoo.

[Guest superlambbanana]

Cuckoo.

 

 

 

 

Cuckoo.

 

 

 

 

Cuckoo.

 

no, you're more of a GREAT TIT.

[Tom R]

no, you're more of a GREAT TIT.

Cuckoo

 

 

 

 

Cuckoo

 

 

 

 

 

Cuckoo

[Dirk]

I reckon if Clare posed for the calendar that there'd probably be enough of her to fit all twelve pages.

[Stu Monty]

Has Dave been putting ads for the GF in Heat magazine or something?

[Nunavut Patrick]

Paul Geffin and saturday shopper are sooooo much more entertaining then bootlesuperlambaclarejama whatever.

 

Three dreams in life yet to attain:

 

1. Climbing Mt. Everest

 

2. Working the Alaskan King Crab fishery.

 

3. Having a pint with saturday shopper....and discussing 'marcel.....and the 'spick' version of Marcel.....eh....

[Stu Monty]

Paul Geffin and saturday shopper are sooooo much more entertaining then bootlesuperlambaclarejama whatever.

 

Three dreams in life yet to attain:

 

1. Climbing Mt. Everest

 

2. Working the Alaskan King Crab fishery.

 

3. Having a pint with saturday shopper....and discussing 'marcel.....and the 'spick' version of Marcel.....eh....

 

 

Everest is shit mate, no shops up there or anything, I wouldn't bother.

[Mav]

Everest is shit mate, no shops up there or anything, I wouldn't bother.

 

LOL.

 

Any pubs?

[Stu Monty]

LOL.

 

Any pubs?

 

 

Nope, just snow. Not even any decent air up there. My sherpa told me to bring some oxygen but I told him that maybe stupid little chinky fellers like him need it but not me, it's called being hard.

 

I have to say that I felt a lot less guilt than I thought I would after pushing him off and stealing his stuff, surprising really.

 

Oh, and I wouldn't bother with the Grand Canyon either, go into the garden, look at a crack in the ground, imagine it a bit bigger, hey presto you just saved yourself a lot of time and money.

[co1-lfc]

Lol I posed naked for a 2004 calendar for charity that the Army did, Had to pose in front of our helicopter with flying helmet covering 'the big fella' (had to get that in!),

Anyways calendar in question got barred from some camps by prude idiot officers...

I was Mr May.

[JangoSolo]

Lol I posed naked for a 2004 calendar for charity that the Army did, Had to pose in front of our helicopter with flying helmet covering 'the big fella' (had to get that in!),

Anyways calendar in question got barred from some camps by prude idiot officers...

I was Mr May.

I'm not surprised, who would want pictures of semi naked men around the place?!

[Stu Monty]

I'm not surprised, who would want pictures of semi naked men around the place?!

 

Will Young?