TK's Ratings (West Ham away)

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Was in Stavanger a few weeks back and started talking to this Norwegian Liverpool fan. He started prancing around like a clueless twat and saying Myrhol, Myrhol. He was humming the tune from One flew over the cuckoos nest. Arr I said, Randle McMurphy. Yes , he said. Here we call him Randle Myrhol.

[Pureblood]

Was in Stavanger a few weeks back and started talking to this Norwegian Liverpool fan. He started prancing around like a clueless twat and saying Myrhol, Myrhol. He was humming the tune from One flew over the cuckoos nest. Arr I said, Randle McMurphy. Yes , he said. Here we call him Randle Myrhol.

 

Please refrain from bringing your Code-bashing nonsense onto my ratings thread. 

[KMD7]

Don't let them put you off TK421. Much more relevant than posting Manquillo tackle stats and Sakho pass % rates.

 

True story, I met a man from Paris, purely metrosexual conversation. He said, "Sakho no good" and started waving his hands and whistling. I recogonised the whistling and then I twigged. He was whistling Benny Hill and waving his arms. I said, " oh Benny Hill". He said "yes yes we call him Benny Sakho".

 

From the Bronx?

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Please refrain from bringing your Code-bashing nonsense onto my ratings thread.

 

Spin it anyway you want TK

[Pureblood]

Spin it anyway you want TK

 

That's what I say to the batsman before I bowl.  "How would you like your spin today, Sir?  Leg to off?  Off to leg?  Straight on with top spin?  Straight on with backspin?"  

 

You should see the panic in their little eyes, bless.  

[Pureblood]

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[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

That's what I say to the batsman before I bowl.  "How would you like your spin today, Sir?  Leg to off?  Off to leg?  Straight on with top spin?  Straight on with backspin?"  

 

You should see the panic in their little eyes, bless.

 

What do you say after they smash you for six. 4 out of 10. Bit of a slog and lacked footwork.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

We only had 11 players start. he was one of them and for 45 minutes he stunk the place out worse than Tokyo Joe. 

 

It is a discussion that is worth having until he no longer plays for us and I want you to acknowledge that he is shit. Fucking acknowledge it. 

 

[Pureblood]

 

 

What do you say after they smash you for six. 4 out of 10. Bit of a slog and lacked footwork.

 

I say "nice shot".  Then I move mid wicket to short extra cover, creating a huge tempting gap on the leg side to try and get him hitting against the spin.  They're usually back in the shed more often than not.  

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I say "nice shot".  Then I move mid wicket to short extra cover, creating a huge tempting gap on the leg side to try and get him hitting against the spin.  They're usually back in the shed more often than not.  

He may just milk you to cow corner for a single. 

[scudger99]

You mean single cream ?