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I've seen it done on a couple of stag dos but never tried it. The victim usually ends up doubled over in pain with very red eyes. Some people are just very stupid and that's all there is to it

Bah, humbug

Aveez, you're a mentalist! I now believe everything Noos says about you

I was the guilty party last year but i've sent an extra one this year to make up for it. I didn't get one either. I cried

Snot os deaf brain matter. That's a Tom Ross fact

Possibly the greatest food item known to man

Just finished mine and postred it. Hope the lucky recipient likes it. If they don't they've probably got musical aids

Sorry - i just can't see it. I'll gladly apologise all round if it's true but i just don't get it - why replace Rafa with Mourinho? It just doesn't add up. No disparagement meant for Dave U, at all. If i had a highly gifter employee who was a biy mouthy and questioned me a lot 'd just view it as the price for having someone gifted and commited working for you

I've got loads of respect for the plod, firemen, nurses, dr's etc - all fuvking vital jobs and it pisses me off when this govet fucks them over. Bastards

Jeez, Liam, give the moral preaching a rest. The lad's made a fool of himeself. He knows this as does everyone else. How it works is that he apologises for his shit behaviour, he's forgiven and everyone moves on. If he does it again he's obviously got problems and will be banned permanently

A nice crumbly Lancashire, dolcellata, jarlsberg, blue stilton, nice smoked cheese - applewood?

Big, firm tits rule. Those who deny this cast iron fact are deviants of the worst sort who will undoubtedly end up in the lowest pit of hell

Somebody i knew had it last year and their head blew up and their weener dropped off...sure you'll be ok, though

Great series and how fit was Maggie? They used to show it on thursdays with Twin Peaks after - from the sublime to the ridiculous but great

Cheese and pickled onion, mmmm Cheese and pineapple - welcome to the world of wrong

Tis the season for forgiveness and redemption. Cath, you put it so well

I thought you had to be a sexual deviant to be a mod. Look no further than the big balled one for evidence of this. Stouff would have to develop several weird fetishes and surely the world is a safer place without such things coming to pass

You'll just have to trust me on that I'm getting fucking sick of all this hysteria. We have no evidence about G & H's intentions just rumour and speculation. Rafa's still in his job and the team are playing well. We might even beat the dirty mancs tomorrow. As always i am focused on supporting our manager

I'm with Cardie and Adam. I just can't see the rationale behind getting rid of rafa especially as we're going to do very well this season

They're fucking lovely

He has a switch in his head that just goes off. He starts off making reasonable posts then bang complete liver addled cunt

What did they say, Nick? Was he asking about liver medicine?

You're a cock, you're a cock, you're a cock...

I went to a grammar school - the last year they did them in Liverpool, 1980, so we had kids from all backgrounds and circumstances. I think the main factor in how everybody did was how engaged their parents or parent was in their education so we had kids from very poor families going to oxbridge and rich kids fucking up and a whole spectrum in between

Love those pics. Rafa always looks so relaxed in them