Geoff Woade

I was on holiday a couple of years ago and got talking to a clearly well to do older bloke from the south (red jeans / whacky socks etc that rich old blokes seem to wear). He asked where I was from, I told him and he went ‘Christ, I was talking to a chap who said he was from Leeds earlier so there must actually be some money in the north then?’ It’s really off the perception some people have of the north. I’d have thought the cost of housing in the south would mean that everyone is living on beans.

Christ that is one dopey looking chap. She’s incredible though. Fair play to him, making the best of the hand he’s been dealt. The spawny cunt.

They could get anyone off the street to come in and manage England and I bet they’d all achieve the same as Southgate. Walking embodiment of a wet fart.

It’s an odd one isn’t it. Should there then be a list of ‘approved jobs’ that transgressors are allowed to do or should they be forced into a lifetime of unemployment? And then given more shit for being scroungers. Difficult conundrum.

I’ve had a tit give me the covid excuse for not coming when he said he would to even do a quote for decorating. These pieces of shit.

Andy Cole - decent strike rate but seemed to miss 6 before scoring Harry Kane - don’t get the fuss Beckham - with George Best here - no left foot, no pace, couldn’t tackle, couldn’t head Agree on Morata - crap Downing, championship player with a good agent

I fucking hate London. I only go for work so on full expenses but still fume at the piss taking bastards having people off with their prices. The fact the place is a shithole only adds to my rage. I genuinely wouldn’t move there if the house prices were half what they are here, never mind about 4 times as much. 2/10, stay well away

Wrong on the last part. It’s in their interest to maintain tenancies because homeless accommodation if the tenant does get evicted is many times more expensive than a regular tenancy. They know this. To be honest, like all these things, when the rule came in about paying to tenants unless there was a major reason why not, it started harsh but just soon ended up fairly relaxed by giving the out of being allowed to pay the LL ‘to protect the tenancy’ which basically covers everything. I think the gamble they do take is more in the eligible rent levels they pay. It’s lower than needed but they hope the landlords would take a lower rent because at least the property is filled. They do it by the back door like having things like the LL not getting a ctax exemption between tenancies etc.

Jesus Christ, as if I couldn’t feel more depressed about my own state of affairs. I’m praying that they’re actually both a pain in the arse, it’s only fair.

Soft twat, I let them know my quite frankly disgraceful perversions by the 3rd meet up. If they aren’t down then they miss out on the rest of the awesomeness. Their loss.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2019/11/19/two-men-boiled-alive-lada-fell-sinkhole-car-park-11180759/amp/ In a Lada as well just to add to the ignominy.

Fair play to him if he wants to try somewhere new. It’s a shame for us but we’re only annoyed because he’s good. Honoured his contract, the club seemingly knew he was going even a year ago and could have got some dosh but they didn’t. That’s not his fault. We sometimes forget that to a lot of these lads it’s a job, if you’ve got transferable skills and get get paid a load while testing out other cultures then good on you, hope he gets a great move.

He’ll be alright, blue blanket on display.

The only way that could have been funny was if someone in the crowd threw their shoes at her like that Iraqi person at George Bush.

If I get an email at work off someone who has all that stuff in their signature it’s usually a pretty good indicator that they are going to be ‘difficult’. By the way, my money would be on Robbie Williams ‘bravely’ announcing ‘they’ are going down the same path before the years out. Definitely the type.

The old Man City special of 300 grand a week plus a totally unrelated sudden offer from a certain airline offering 15 million a year as a consultant for a football academy they sponsor.

I’m at an age that I see or hear when most of my exes are getting married or having kids. The overriding thought I get in my head is that they wish it had been with me rather than whomever they’re with.

As long as it didn’t take me down or corner me in an enclosed space, I’d be about 70/30 I could kick badger to death assuming I was wearing decent boots. Anyone who thinks they could beat a lion or a bear should be forced to prove it.

They could have got Eddie Howe in on probably less than the son is on and I bet they’d be about the same place in the league.

It’s weird, the lad I know who is a singer round the pubs and was all over Facebook ‘singing the blues’ in September doesn’t seem to be doing it as much now.

Horrific. The epitome of ‘don’t give up your day job’. I can picture that being the evening’s entertainment in hell.

The above stories just reinforce my feelings that they’re mostly twats. I don’t get their mentality. All they have to do is be competent and turn up when they’re supposed to and the rewards are there to be had. Just lying bastards, the willingness they have to say things like their kid is in hospital just because they don’t fancy turning up is horrific. I had someone to redo a kitchen a couple of years ago and the continuous excuses were astounding.

There’s a woman I know who delights in telling everyone, without a hint of irony about how she ‘doesn’t suffer fools’. The fact she is a rude, thick, obnoxious cretin who got scammed for thousands by a foreign Romeo type hasn’t dented her opinion.

I met a lass off the internet and we decided to meet up as she seemed sound. Within 10 minutes my spider senses were tingling. Mentioned that she had a blazing stand up row with her ex father in law a few years earlier as he’d dared to remind her kid (his granddaughter) to mind her manners as she had ignored him when he said hello to her. Apparently this was well out of order so she’d ‘told him straight’, hadn’t spoken to him for 4 years and she ‘hoped he’d be dead soon anyway’. Few other mentions that she could be opinionated but ‘that is just how I am’ was all I needed to know so I pretended to go for more drinks but just kept walking. Blocked her off everything within seconds.