Stonekill3r

but i see ur point stu

whoa whoa whoa i said speak txt not write it down i chose that name cause Stonekiller was taken

anyone who uses txt speak in actual conversation fucks me off ok i gotta go brb fyi ill txt u l8er about that thing bk AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH why cant you speak proper england like i used to could when i was a children

originally posted by Chris_Royle Oh Fuck my covers blown i knew that liberace collection was gonna come back to haunt me

hold on lads ive got an idea The Italian Job substitute minis for JCB substitute gold for cash machine and substitute Venice for Bootle actually that could work ya know i just dont know where i come up with these ideas its like im some sort of muse

Harold and Kumar get the muchies theyd just wade through the mountain of takeaway menus that posted almost hourly through our doors ring the thing order a massive munch pay and pass out not much of a storyline really

see this just proves my point that i dont use the word i cant even spell it

"What up" or any fucking varient that includes the word "hommie" and nothing i repeat nothing should ever fucking end in "shizzle"

The Fast & The Furious and sequels they wouldnt get as far as the first fucking race before the DVLA had clocked them on cameras realised their tax was out of date and the car wasnt declared off the road and then had the thing impounded due to its unacceptable window tinting plus you cant race for pink slips and i really can just see them filling out log book reciepts on the side of the road and ringing through to have the details changed over

"You go girl!" Should only be said by a large mini-skirted Yolanda from Atlanta or Philly. Not a large mini-skirted Becky from Kidderminster or Guildford. this also applies to "talk to the hand"

i found a simpler easier way i just stopped driving now the bus takes me everywhere i need to go with minimal effort or cost lol

I'm starting to get a bit fucking sick of hearing people use American slang words without real clue of how fucking bad the phrase "Oh My God" sounds coming out of a scouse birds mouth or "later dude" coming out of a cockneys. For fucks sake people we invented the language lent it to the yanks who then butchered and threw it back at us join me and oust your particular stupid slang sayings or stupid americanisations that have crept into our peaceful and well classed society this also includes any cunt who thinks its funny to do that clap thing during the opening title sequence of any fucking friends episode. :wallbutt::wallbutt::wallbutt:

i think theres some sort of deep routed psychosis with sat navs a sort of multiple personality disorder reasoning below normal journey "turn left one hundred yards, turn right at next exit" fine and dandy but if so much as think about deviating from the route she turns into a raving lunatic "TURN AROUND NOW GO BACK THE OTHER WAY YOU HAVE GONE THE WRONG WAY TURN AROUND NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW GO MY WAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!" i ended up having to blindfold my sat nav take it out to a remote area and put it out of its misery its in a better place now and i am at peace with the knowledge that true knowledge comes from the knowledge that i know nothing but i enjoy the journey ahead

I would chime in with some sort of comment like bring back National Service everybody from 18 serves minimum 3 years it instills Self Discipline, Self Respect and Self Motivation. I would say that apart from i wouldnt want to line up on the front with these feckless little thugs who couldnt handle a "real" fight if it jumped out and slapped em there is a vast amount of pride and dedication that goes into being a soldier which is why these jumped up fucks could barely imagine to attain such a status however im rambling so ill leave with this "in the city of Dublin there is a large statue of Justice but alas she faces away from the city, i think that speaks volumes about todays judicial system"

Sherbert Lemons are fantastic and whenever i can justify nicking one off my son Flying Saucers give me a great nostalgic feeling of bein a lad and getting a vast quantity of these things for very little cash on the pick and mix given their relative low weight compared to other sweets lol