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littletedwest

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  1. Don't suppose it matters about money now for him he ain't likely ever get out to spend it
  2. just finished this tonight loved the final few episodes. definitely in my top three tv shows (after the sopranos and the wire)
  3. Probably another thread on this but I'm pissed re watching sopranos earlier uncle junior is a right legend. tony discussing serious issues when junior interrupts to rebook a gift to his ill lawyer "its fruit you want it to rot" so for me him or omar from the wire
  4. mental, its not a race thing but there is evidence of African players(a small number) are trying to pretend they are younger than they are. and this guy doesn't look 17 he looks older than me and when I go through a till with beer the checkout girl always checks the thing that says obviously over 25 and doesn't need id.
  5. nicked from red cafe on moyes sexual technique fair play to some on there they seem quite amusing given who they support. ""I kept hitting my balls into the box but just couldn't hit the target. I just couldn't slot it in with as many chances as I had" "I must have got below her hairline about 8 or 9 times so I performed quite well. My boy was magnificent. Can't fault him for effort. But we move on and hopefully my luck will change"
  6. same mate brought handcuffs in and handcuffed me to a rail.They snapped but I walked in late with handcuffs hanging off me to french. "sorry sir been handcuffed" think it was first time he heard that excuse at least in a class room.
  7. my mate nicked a master key from the caretaker which meant he could open and lock class room doors. He used nip toilet then lock people in classes including teachers. Same mate had an art exam told they can draw what they want he brought a five pound dead fish into sports hall and drew that (badly) We locked one lad in staff toilets, teacher went mad when he unlocked door but we had been throwing copper under the door prior to teacher coming in. All he could think to say was "is this your money sir?"which made him go even madder
  8. great great bloke. Country could do with more like him rather than the bland unprincipled sorts we have now.
  9. Shirley temple dying has made me think of Phils comment when tony reminded him Vito was a captain "of what the good ship lollipop? "
  10. marlo did kill that security guard who caught him shoplifting though. Which was a bit harsh.
  11. nicked from red cafes race for forth place thread We're not so much 'racing' for fourth, more wearing a ridiculous massive giant dinosaur costume, carrying a heavy bucket full of change and panting heavily to a passing BBC interviewer that we're "just here to enjoy the day" bloody love moyes. He needs more time to imprint his crossing to players under 5 10 whilst facing a 6 7 centre half game
  12. the tony soprano retort to phil leotardo on thos was "you'll give me what I fucking tell you to give me"
  13. strontium dog and dennis tooth.
  14. As far as I'm concerned bringing a chuckle brother to your trial should ensure a not guilty verdict.
  15. just got my part timer to ring Chester zoo. told her a customer had left his work number to call him back asap. She even said "god he works at chester zoo" before guy on phone started laughing and said someone is playing a joke.
  16. what the fuck is this shite? cant string two passes together
  17. a blue I know put on facebook last night "have Liverpool won a cup final or something?" first reply was "no its only your cup final" second reply was"you bring out a dvd on the very rare occasions you beat us"
  18. "Everton aren't we" what the fuck does that mean? its like they constantly need to remind themselves who they support.
  19. thats like rewarding rewarding doctors for getting rid of patients even if they do it by killing them rather than curing them.
  20. I don't agree with racism or death threats but in mitigation stan is a massive massive prick
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