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I remember having pissing contests, seeing who could hit the wall highest. Nowadays, if it wasn't for gravity I'd had problems hitting the ground

Check YouTube for mice traps. Everything from humanely catching in recycled plastic pop bottles to frazzling the twats with 240V

Mr Inbetween I'm hoping it's not the last episode ever but the last show of season 2 of Mr Inbetween was stunning, incredibly emotional.

I'm happy to report that skirts like this, shorts that are even shorter and t-shirts worn as dresses are still a very common sight in Vietnam. Unfortunately many of them have knees like Tommy Smith.

Thank fuck for Typhoon. Cable TV in Asia has very limited English language channels. A few movie channels (mostly shit movies on a high repeat cycle) History, Nat Geo and Planet Earth. 95% are crap, obviously aimed at Trump supporters. At least 25% UFOs, ancient aliens and the like. There is obviously big money in it but what a deluded bunch of cockwombles.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after.

Use Typhoon. I had problems on Kodi but took the advice of the sages on TLW, downloaded Typhoon and haven't used Kodi since.

It used to be a short back and polish in the 60s.

Kerry Stokes. West Australian media magnate, second only to the evil twat Murdoch but of the same idealogical bent, worth about 2.5 billion Au pesos. Flew back from Aspen in his private jet but instead of going into quarantine in a hotel like every other overseas arrival, he was given an exemption "on medical grounds" went into "self isolation" in his mansion, no doubt surrounded by the minions he and his ilk find essential to there existence, and potentially exposing them. If this wasn't enough he then gained ANOTHER exemption to leave Western Australia to go to the other side of the continent to Canberra. One rule etc, etc Some pigs are more equal than other pigs.

Makes more sense in 4 minutes than Trump has made in 4 years

No room for "Words of Love" in your lists?

Rant by an American comedian https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2020/apr/24/vic-dibitetto-coronavirus-rant-video-interview Many a true word spoken in jest

A quiche is a flan with a poncy French name

Needs another 30 to 40 minutes with Lifeys flamethrower

The new normal. Be original. One of the years most over used phrases

At least the patterns match.

Fat fuck would keep rolling.

Top musical has to be Kiss Me Kate, if only for Keenan Wynn and James Whitmore

Sue for wrongful arrest and or conviction There are dozens of offences based solely on the evidence of the arresting officer. From littering to assault police officer and the old rozzers favorite - resist arrest.

Paedo mustache and sings show tunes? Easy. Anonymous call to Yewtree on his missus' phone

Everyone convicted on this officers uncorroborated testimony should be getting legal representation and suing the arse off him personally and his police force.

The problem is the job often requires a high level of cuntishness

You should get a medal for putting up with it for that long - I hadn't noticed, I couldn't take the whole thing! It did seem to be winning awards for bad synch though.

Yeah, I only voted for Support your local Sherrif. Evil Roy Slade and Cat Ballou have missed out on a vote each

Most of the posts are just personal opinion. This however is genuinely bad