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  1. General Dryness
    Understandable, it must be a pain in the hole winning all the time.
  2. General Dryness
    Thats a great name. I would have gone with "The Platoon of those who intentionally spill the pint of the hardest bloke in the pub".
  3. General Dryness
    Bang, and the blert is on!
  4. General Dryness
    Gunship, another classic. Although it was a bit shite the way that, from above units of enemy soldiers were just groups of dots. And when you went down to about a foot above the gound, they were still groups of dots. Still, memory was a bit limited in them days.
  5. General Dryness
    Biggest Cunt.
  6. General Dryness
    Look, see, he's admitted it, his diabolical intent. He said some other stuff too, but most importantly, he admitted it. Luis Suarez admits to dive against Stoke but accuses media of inventing 'nonsense' | Liverpool News, Fixtures, Results, Transfers | Sky Sports (This might have been posted already, I'm too diabolical to check.)
  7. General Dryness
    I've never heard it called that before.
  8. General Dryness
    Thats just poor technique.
  9. General Dryness
    Did she "polish your headlamps", "fiddle with your big end", or "oil your bearings"? If you're going to "park in someones street" and be rewarded with "brownies", they should be giving you a "service". Or failing that, a "soapy titwank".
  10. General Dryness
    I'm hearing "Client-centric" more and more often. "Lets take a more client-centric approach to this". "Yeah sure, after I disembowel you with this paperclip". "Singing from the same hymn sheet" "Lets make sure we get everyones buy-in" "Leveraging synergies" Also, referring to people with knowledge of a new procedure or system as "Champions". Fuck off.
  11. General Dryness
    I bet that put the wind up him.
  12. General Dryness
    Villa, Coventry then City according to Wiki. Daniel Sturridge - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
  13. General Dryness
    I see we've been linked with BambiWambi Gomis. For a change.
  14. General Dryness
    Roll 'em all back out. Eubank, Benn, Graham etc. We could all relive the halcyon days of the late 80's - early 90's. Good times.
  15. General Dryness
    Answered in the style of "The Moyesiah".
  16. General Dryness
    5 or 6 months from now, at a guess.
  17. General Dryness
    Good call, Kingsley is brilliant in that. Alan Ford as Brick Top in Snatch. Best exponent of the word "cunt" ever.
  18. General Dryness
    Next time Rem, you insist he give you a reacharound. You'll feel better for it.
  19. General Dryness
    This. Fucking loved SWOS.
  20. General Dryness
    Cornetto.
  21. General Dryness
    Voted for death. Thick cunts are the reason why there is so much shite music, film and TV. The media feeds em, and they lap it the fuck up. Fucking cunts.
  22. General Dryness
    The bastard even stole your picture of him being a bastard. Muchos diabolos.
  23. General Dryness
    Had a quick dig around on google, apparently for the purpose of the phrase in spanish, eggs translates to balls. So Suarez has balls. Easter must be a hoot round at his place.
  24. General Dryness
    Whats the £500, your change?
  25. General Dryness
    Suarez mocks the plight of unfortunate dolphins caught in tuna fishing nets. Diaboliburger with extra cheese.
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