Chip Butty

Just polished off half a pack of Nice and half a pack of Fruit Shortcakes. You just can’t beat plain simple biscuits.

Cheers lads. It is a feat of engineering dedicated to a clean and fresh bum hole.

There’s nowt queer as folk.

Lid closed

Lid open

A sit down washer, seeing as I am the newly proud owner of a GMF 7035 Japanese shower toilet.

Before I went away on Tuesday, the heating brokeded. Diagnosed the issue as the expansion vessel, ordered a replacement, got back Friday, compared and all was good - drained the whole system this morning, replaced the vessel, primed the system, ran up, cleared a pain in the arse air lock and we now have a fully operational deaths star of a central heating system. Oh yes. 1 nil me.

I'd rather have ago at eating the pier, than that monstrosity. So fucking nasty they served it on a road sign........what did the sign say?... STOP eating shit

Hedley!

I’d immediately plumb for De Niro, but Mitchum played it quite sinister. So I’ll have to sit on the fence and say the character as a whole, T.

Pretentious shite.

Elmer Fudd Keyser Soze Shere Khan The Phatom Flan Flinger The Child Catcher Davros Warden Norton The Wicked Witch of the West The Borg Queen Max Cady(Cape Fear)

In town - Ma Bo Out of town - Cherry House(Ormskirk)

I really hate this fixture, their team and that ground, and now, of all weekends, we’ve got to go there. I really have picked the wrong week to give up glue sniffing.

M*A*S*H 4077

The selfish prick and Ga-Ba, was better than him anyway.

Inmninonative - like dead clever an’dat.

Been out today putting in the Allium sets: rows of Picardy White garlic, red and white onions and new this year elephant garlic. Doesn’t look much now, though hoping in about 3-4 weeks it should well be sprouting shoots. Chillis and tomatoes have been moved from the heated propagator, to their own individual pots. Spuds are chitting and sowing parsnips, Pak-Choi and cucumber next week. Good for the soul to get out and do a bit.

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Someone will graffiti that with a milky style paint. All over her face no doubt.

Take no prisoners at the bar, respect is earned, and always, always go for the birds with the big tits and low self esteem.

Dune 2 Loved it. If I as going to critique - the emperor should have been like the 80’s original…. sorry, but Christopher Walken, whilst being a boss actor, ain’t no universal emperor and the other one being it felt rushed at the end, seems odd for a film at 2hrs 40-ish, but the last hour or so, felt rushed. Anyway, sound as, and I’ll undoubtedly go and watch it again.

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