Why Kuyt is better than Ronaldinho

[Guest TK-421]

Scores his fair share of goals for a defender..

[SiliconeSoul]

The amount of games he plays it's no surprise he chips in every now and again. I'm sure he'd score more if he wasn't stuck out wide breaking up every attack.

[Guest TK-421]

Every now and again? If the other players in his position scored the same they'd be (rightly) praised for it.

[SiliconeSoul]

Which other players? No one gets a look in.

[Guest TK-421]

Whoever plays on the left. They don't score as many as Kuyt combined. Sure he gets a fair few of his up front but that's because he's versatile and can play a number of positions.

[2pak]

mad thread this.

[stringvest]

Overall package? Barmy.

 

I'd say given Kuyt is more of a luxury player because he has a specialised defensive role in a creative position.

 

which, incidentally, he's shit at.

[INTORRESTING]

classic thread, any human would do the swap

[Torvald Utne]

I'd take him in a swap for gerrard who has been nothing but a hindrance this season, at least ronaldinho would chip in with the occasional goal.

 

(disclaimer: the above is not actually true)

[Ted]

This thread just got that little bit more non-sensical.

[Torvald Utne]

I'd take him in a swap for gerrard who has been nothing but a hindrance this season, at least ronaldinho would chip in with the occasional goal.

 

(disclaimer: the above is not actually true)

 

In response to somebodys comment....The untrue part is taking Ronaldinho as the exchanged player, the rest is true.

[El Rojo]

I'd swap them, then sell Ronaldhino for £20m and immediately buy Dirk back for £10m, using the £10m gained to buy Philipp Lahm.

 

Everyone's happy then.

 

And then change this thread title to 'Would you take Philipp Lahm for free?'

[SiliconeSoul]

Can we not just erase this from memory?

 

Absolute shocker.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Bump