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Most Demeaning Job Title Ever


Josef Svejk
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I'm going for the following (a job in the philosophy of science at Cambridge):

 

Unestablished Teaching Associate (Fixed Term)

 

Bearing in mind this one year job includes a 6 month probationary period, an accurate initial job title is:

 

Probationary Unestablished Teaching Associate (Fixed Term)

 

or

 

Unestablished Teaching Associate (Fixed Term) on Probation

 

Somebody with a doctorate and a huge amount of student debt will be begging for that title.

 

https://www.jobs.ac.uk/job/BKU182/unestablished-teaching-associate-fixed-term/

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You missed a great afternoon mate.

 

We ate at Brasserie Blanc and then I spent the afternoon sat outside Browns drinking cider, gin and cocktails perving at scantily dressed females who decided they wouldn’t wear bras today due to the heat!

Bath ladies look lovely on a summer's day. Especially after a few ciders.

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Goalkeeping Coach at Liverpool Football Club.

Imagine how the goalkeeping coach at Liverpool Football Club feels when he is presented with Adam Bogdan, Simon Mignolet and Loris Karius?

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