Iago Aspas: It's all gone a bit Fabio Borini

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

He misunderstood when he was told to 'tear the opposition a new arsehole'.

If we keep playing two up front I'd get Borini back in January if possible, assuming we don't sign a striker of course.

Borini would probably do ok in a front two, I'd certainly trust him more than Aspas at that point.

During his injury lay off I'd be feeding Aspas steaks and making him drink protein shakes and wouldn't let him out of the gym.  I'd put a bed in there and make him live there.

He's built like a 10 year old, those arms are unbelievably thin.  Some players are skinny, like Crouch for example, but Aspas is just puny, he's like Mr Muscle.

Mr Torn Muscle.

If we keep playing two up front I'd get Borini back in January if possible, assuming we don't sign a striker of course.

 

Borini would probably do ok in a front two, I'd certainly trust him more than Aspas at that point.

 

During his injury lay off I'd be feeding Aspas steaks and making him drink protein shakes and wouldn't let him out of the gym.  I'd put a bed in there and make him live there.

 

He's built like a 10 year old, those arms are unbelievably thin.  Some players are skinny, like Crouch for example, but Aspas is just puny, he's like Mr Muscle.

I'd rather buy remy in January

1. Because he'd by a great third striker to have in the squad.

2. Because it'd piss off Pardew and Ashley if we nicked him.

I'd rather buy remy in January

 

1. Because he'd by a great third striker to have in the squad.

 

2. Because it'd piss off Pardew and Ashley if we nicked him.

Could we buy him in January? I thought he's on loan for the season?

Now liverpool has no striker on the bench again

Morgan's been playing well and Yesil is back from injury. Should have one travelling with the squad at least.

Someone should have warned him not to drop the soap with Kolo and Sakho around.

He is shite

I said it at the beginning of the season, he is very average and would struggle even in the lower English leagues, never understood the logic of the signing when we had Borini who IMO is much better and showed more in as much games as Aspas has.

If we keep playing two up front I'd get Borini back in January if possible, assuming we don't sign a striker of course.

 

Borini would probably do ok in a front two, I'd certainly trust him more than Aspas at that point.

 

During his injury lay off I'd be feeding Aspas steaks and making him drink protein shakes and wouldn't let him out of the gym.  I'd put a bed in there and make him live there.

 

He's built like a 10 year old, those arms are unbelievably thin.  Some players are skinny, like Crouch for example, but Aspas is just puny, he's like Mr Muscle.

borini only gets invited back if we need a shoe shine boy. 

I say get Morgan on the bench and give him a sniff of 1st team. 

It's unlikely he'd ever be called upon anyway, but would give him something to seriously aim for and might improve him further. 

I said from the start I don't like these kind of transfers,a player who has been around a while but only had one good season, these signings normally don't work especially for us.

We need to continue where we have been successful with players like studge and cout, players who have been very good from youth level but fail to get games at there club.

He says it's a muscle tear, but really it's an intensive filming schedule in his role as Corrie's David Platt.

See also: Jose Enrique/Tyrone Dobbs.

We seem to sign somebody every year who struggles for form early on and is in and out of the side. They then pick up an injury which causes them to miss several weeks, which makes the struggle to get going even harder. Of course, the fans will already have written them off before the injury.

Borini has hardly been tearing up trees for Sunderland, missed a sitter at the weekend as well the shit cunt.