Mook

The kids & me were looking for a film to watch tonight & after watching the trailer for Hot Shots Part Deux, we decided on that. I paid the £3.50 rental for it & 5 minutes in I realised it was the first one, annoying as fuck. Half an hour after that, my Son opens the door of my TV cabinet & what's in there? Only the double DVD box set with both films. What a cunt I am.

Z

Brothers Tobey Maguire is married to Natalie Portman, he goes off to war and after he's supposedly shot down & dead, his brother, Jake whathisface from Donnie Darko moves in on his missus. Obviously the marine makes it home & carnage ensues. This would have been a cracking film but a couple of overly cheesy montages & the fact that Tobey Maguire doesn't cut it as a marine and could never pull Portman in a millions years dragged it down a couple of points. 6.5/10

I'd happily sell him for £30/40m, he's absolutely cooked and can be someone else's burden. That today was an absolute disgrace & as has been pointed out, he had a chance to shut it down after the game & has made it fucking worse.

I think you may have missed the implosion. But I agree with your point.

"Would you like some fry up with your toast, Sir?"

Absolutely brilliant & just shows what can be achieved.

Where are you getting that Nunez will be sold?

Anyone paying £5,000 for a match ticket for any game either has far too much money or is a stupid cunt.

Amen.

Aye, they're the Kicks I've got. Love 'em. Not sure why they changed the name to K-74, probably a licensing thing.

I actually tested this and if you can remember Ted from Hi di Hi!, well it is his exact body weight in strawberries. I know that's not a vegetable but I only had half a bag of frozen broccoli in the house that day.

These ones, they remind me of Bruce Lee. They were a SPZL release in 2020.

Hard to really give much of a shit about this. I feel for the people who will be in the away end, with that shitey view and clearly it would be better to win but that's about it for me. I have the kids this weekend & they don't like it when I watch the game so I won't be putting them through it for the rest of the season.

This lot are decent, 'been listening to the LP a fair bit...

Yeah, that's an interesting point & a lot of factors can be at play in that.

People's opinions on these things are going to vary. One person might think Abba have great lyrics and you might think they're shite. Nobody is necessarily correct.

It actually looked we were playing with a 13 year old boy in the side tonight. The pace has gone, the heart looks like it has gone & his finishing was just really bad hit & hope stuff into Row Z. Nunez & him should not start again this season after that, they played like a pair of cunts.

He had real chances to score the goals to send us to a title win over the last few games but has gone to complete shit. I was a fan but I'm sick of the sight of him now & it's going to take some effort for him to turn it around under the new manager. I actually thought there was a lack of effort from him tonight too, which is just completely unacceptable against that shower of cunts.

Some genuinely fucking awful performances tonight but special shouts to Konate, Robertson, Szoboszlai, Nunez & Salah, I would happily see them all dropped for the rest of the season after that fucking disgrace. Fuck off.

He sounds like a character from Toast of London. And for that reason, I'm all in.

I couldn't agree more with this. Get these constant sicknotes off the wagebill & get people in who can stay fit.

Worth remembering Klopp is bald. At least Slot has stayed honest to his baldness and not been a traitor to it.

The people who write songs for the likes of The Spice Girls are professional songwriters, they know what they're doing. Ok, the presentation & production will be godawful but it's no real surprise if you find yourself tapping your toes or humming along to one of their songs.