Evelyn Tentions

Congratulations. You have just invented the frying pan. Why bother with a BBQ? Its at totally different method of cooking and imparts different flavours. Sorry, its been hijacked. Its best done with a wire brush while its hot. One of those gas torches or a blowtorch can be used with a wire brush. If it doesn't catch fire, it didn't need cleaning. This is a task that shouldn't be given to a 12 year old with an oxy welding set unless you're on good terms with your local fire brigade and insurance agent. Back on topic : Life is too short for ironing.Buy non iron clothes and hang them wet on clothes hangers to dry

Lots of talk of 85m for Bale and no way is he 25m "better" than Luis 60m and we'll throw in Downing.

The worlds least talented person - Danni "Rubber Tits" Minogue. The rest of the Spice Girls

Agree. Works out he cost over half a million every time he went on the pitch - 40 odd games @20 million plus wages. Shame we couldn't get them to take that other fucking shirker Downing as well. Could have done a special deal for the two of them

According to the BBC transfers page, we haven't signed anyone yet, not even Toure. Can't wait to see Bale join Ronaldo at Real. Olympic standard synchronized diving

and somewhere to hang your hat!

They have black skin and are so skinny they make your average supermodel look fat. They are considered a delicacy in China, which isn't really a recommendation.

Had lots of silkies over the years, great chooks but dog magnets unfortunately. Nice photos Rem. Your own chooks?

Actually, he can spell. mes·mer·ize (mzm-rz, ms-) tr.v. mes·mer·ized, mes·mer·iz·ing, mes·mer·iz·es 1. To spellbind; enthrall: "He could mesmerize an audience by the sheer force of his presence" (Justin Kaplan). 2. To hypnotize. Dickhead

Great show but I reckon Matthew Rhys looks so much like a 1980's Lyndsey Buckingham (Fleetwood Mac) I'm waiting for him to burst into song.

Some wanker from the bottled water industry over here referred to bottled water as " a zero kilojoule rehydration option" "Encore presentations" of reality shows and shite soapies. They're fucking repeats you pretentious dickheads,.

So you wouldn't change your normal procedure then?

Brilliant show. It's well acted, good plotting with lots of twists, it has great villains - not just Walton Goggins but Wynn Duffy, the Bennetts, the13 year old herbal remedy saleslady Loretta and Limehouse, some great one-liners, music that rocks your socks off AND the delectable Natalie Zea. The only downside is that the next series doesn't start for another 6 months. O.K., so its all happening in a small area, just think of it as Midsomers Murders with drug dealers

Demerara rum for me. 12 yo el Dorado is a serious challenger for my favorite tipple. Australian rum is rough. Really rough. But Australians seem to like it.

Strange that. I don't normally like baked beans but those look rather tasty

If you need an instruction manual to watch a TV show, it's getting a bit too complicated for me

There have been so many power-mad loonies in control of the buttons, its pure luck we're still here. I cringe to think what the situation would be if Dubya and his war-mongers (name for a new band?) were dealing with N Korea rather than Obama

Lets not forget that the next honours list will give us Sir Kenneth Mathieson Dalglish

Haven't been to Thailand yet but its dropped me in that back alley twice And Alberta is popular. Some of the US spots are terrible quality, cant even read road signs!. Not a big difference in the score if you are kms out rather than metres. Ihad a weird one in Norway. As you moved along the road it kept changing from mid winter snow to spring blossoms and back again

You should be able to get a half decent rent boy for the evening for her for that sort of money

It's common enough in Australia (which also had an underground mining industry). Strangely, the term 'miner' over here tends to be used for the mine owners rather than the people actually errr ... at the coalface.

And closer to the subject than the last two pages of shite. Should be an amnesty for that sort of post

After 40 years in Aussie, it's unusual to address anybody as Mr. If somebody says Mr AggersElbow, I look around for my dad - and he's been dead 15 years. My personal hate is "at the coalface". Yeah, that's me and I know where I'd sink the pick, twat. (or to be formal, Mr Twat)

Best use for potato flour is wallpaper paste. They use it in everything in Bolivia and it tastes terrible

Must have a memory AND be vindictive. Next game got 4 dead straight, featureless roads in the middle of nowhere -Louisiana bayous. outback Aussie and 2 in the Canadian tundra. The odd one out was a back alley in rural Russia.I'm off to purge my cache.....