A Red

I've got people arriving a few days after im due back, I cant risk being delayed. This isnt Australia, we cant afford a lackadaisical attitude to things

Me, I absolutely need to be back on time and cant take the risk of being stuck somewhere

Well, thats mondays holiday to Madeira cancelled. Fuck

Adrian is a decent bloke that cares. The cunt.

He was a modest man

Worse than singers are whistlers. I remember being in Tescos once and this old cunt was whistling, what I can only assume, bird impressions. It went right through me, I could hear him all over the store, the annoying irritating bastard.

Well done particularly, at a time when so many pubs go to the wall. Just a thought, theres an app and a catalogue by an organisation called Britstops. If you have a bit of a car park you list that you let mobile/camper vans stay over night either free or for a small fee on the understanding they use your facilities either for a meal or drink. I guess it depends on your location but there are loads of pubs doing it now.

I take a blind bloke shopping and he does this, chats away to the cashier about nothing. When I once tried to discreetly tell him him there was a queue behind him he said "fuck em, they're probably old cunts with nothing to rush for" Hes 83, I let him get on with it.

It would be no good for me, it hasnt got a drive I can walk down with the wife to read my prepared statement explaining my liking for sniffing coke off hookers arses

At least someone got it!

I was actually referring to the name of the cottage. But yes, it is expensive for what it is.

Cant see too many on here wanting this place just down the road from me https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-89784251.html

I've tried to understand this but must admit i'm struggling. If tomorrow I decide I am a woman and want to be referred to as such, I am therefore a woman and can use their bogs and changing rooms? If thats right and some bloke wont have sex with me due to my deep voice, stubbly chin and dick, he is therefore a bigot?

Woke up feeling shite but consoled myself in having a lazy day. Fuck that, my nearly teetotal mrs has decided that stuff needs moving, other stuff needs painting and all the jobs i put off have to be done today.

Yes we lost, 20% of the questions were on classical music. Rotary cunts

Shelly

please yourself

A little tip for the next labour leader, at least pretend you like this country even if its only a bit.

Did a pub quiz night tonight, our name was Corona and the Viruses, quite a catchy name i thought

I didnt get an invite but had a sneak look at your forum, you've been busy starting threads to get the thing moving - Are you a scouser living in the Netherlands? (I am) How do you shoehorn living in the Netherlands in to your posts? (Thats where I live) Whats your favourite dutch team? (thats where I live) I've seen a mouse - guess where? (its somewhere near where i live) Who is your favourite wartime amsterdam diarist (thats near where i live) Whats your favourite Van? Mine is Van Dijk (hes dutch, thats where I live) Canals (can you see where this is Leiden? I can, I live there)

"Doctor doctor, I keep thinking I'm Tom Jones" "well, its not unusual"

The problem with cornwall is it rains a lot but the temperature doesnt drop below 7 or 8 very often which means the fucking grass still grows in winter.

I think Keita will be gone in the summer, cut price to a less physical league. The best time for a manager to get rid of an expensive flop is when you are champions

I'm not having a picture of that cunt flying from my chimney