Babb'sBurstNad

There have been times recently where it's felt like we have been playing without a keeper.

I think Serie A will fit him like a glove though. He's a proper unit, but he's also quite slow in acceleration and can't press consistently. The more measured, tactical nature of their play, where his strength will be more important, should be easy to adapt to. Even if he's rotated with Khedira for a year as he acclimatises, he'll likely be replacing him longer term. He doesn't strike me as the kind who'd leave here to go directly to Utd, whatever people think of his contract situation. As for City, well I could see him going there, but he'd probably know that he might get bumped well down the pecking order.

I'm all in. I'm enjoying the ride of watching free-scoring exciting football and for the first time in a long time I'm not overly worried about a single player leaving. Klopp's team will just shift to accommodate the change, as we're finally establishing ourselves as a destination for top drawer talent again.

Pretty sure I got that from a barmaid in Kent once.

Good honest hat-wearing fellas.

If his mother were a crack whore, would she be high hoe Silva?

The pointlessly overwhelming range of toothpastes from the same manufacturers. There are about 20 Colgates and Sensodynes in my local supermarket, and they can't all be different. I stood there for about five minutes like I was playing a strange game of spot the difference. Repair, repair +, repair for sensitive teeth, sensitive whitening etc.

If life's taught me anything (and it hasn't), it's that everyone has to try and thumb in a softie at some point.

Gestapo? Yep, triffic player, I've been following him for years.

Forgot I had two picks to make. Back to John again.

Babb'sBurstNad 1. Messi - Argentina 2. Rodriguez - Colombia 3. Courtois - Belgium 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. John101 1. De Gea - Spain 2. Eden Hazard - Belgium 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. Elite 1. Mo Salah - Egypt 2. Kevin De Bruyne - Belgium 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. Stig 1. Cristiano Ronaldo - Portugal 2. Andres Iniesta - Spain 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. Clarence 1. Robert Lewandowski (Poland) 2. Sadio Mane - Senegal 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. Ardja 1. Luis Suarez (Uruguay) 2. Antoine Griezmann (France) 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. Alex K 1. Luka Modric (Croatia) 2. Neymar (Brazil) 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. Mcfaggen 1. Leroy Sane (Germany) 2. Alisson (Brazil) 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. Grinch 1. Harry Kane (England) 2. Sergio Ramos (Spain) 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. Dynamite 1. Sergio Aguero - Argentina 2. Manuel Neuer - Germany 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11 .

Jumped before he was pushed I reckon. No point going on when half the press about you will be when you'll fuck off and they can get someone capable of winning the league in. Already loads of speculation about Pochettino.

I'm ready to team up with Dogmeat again. Every open world game should have a dog.

Went to a pub quiz last night and there was only one sports related question - "Name the Liverpool goalkeeper who made two catastrophic mistakes in the CL final last Saturday". Not sure he can come back from that; once you're a pub quiz question you're done.

I've got a feeling Bert will stay, but his new role is chief jester to keep our South American contingent amused. They all seem to love him.

Picked an obscure name and messaged John101.

Babb'sBurstNad Messi - Argentina

Would seem the obvious thing to do, particularly if he's now just back up. He's only just turned 27, proven in the league and home grown to boot. Could get a reasonable fee for him.

She's been hatstand for a fair while, but the journey into her latter years seems to have decimated what few tenuous links to reality she had left. I once watched a made for TV biopic of her life (don't judge me, I could only get four channels at the time) and it was strangely captivating if you viewed it as a satire. She was convinced Tom whatshisname that she married was trying to send her nuts. I fancied the blonde daughter in Roseanne though.

So, with the emergence of TAA at RB, and Fabinho's ability to cover that position, does this signal the end for Clyne?

Fabinho replaces him in the squad, but not his hair in our hearts.

Yeah, go on then.

Phil Jones is on flakka.

Walking along, and feeling the unmistakable signs of a massive bottom-burp desperate to escape. Then, using skilful anal clenching and abdominal squeezing, surreptitiously letting out a series of well judged micro-farts to relieve the pressure, all whilst never breaking stride.

There's no way this thread has got to 15 pages without someone nominating Peter Jones, but I'll do so again. His presences in a new advert has highly irritated me.