Quixotica
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Oh fercrissakes. I think the media is now wholly made up of neutered hand wringing piss bags. If anything, I like him even more now. And I giggled at many of the fine tags.
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Initial joy at getting to laugh at Chelsea, quickly replaced by the old tedious horror of any discussion involving Rafa. Personally I don't understand the view that it's some kind of slight towards us because he went to a shit club. It doesn't have anything to do with us. He's a football manager, they're a football club that need one. If nothing else, it's a way to get back in view, before Tio Perez lets Mourinho go. I can't decide which would make me happier though, to see Chelsea do better than Utd, and watch Ferguson's head finally explode, or to see Chelsea lose every game and watch as their sub-human fans forego their usual evenings of Sieg Heil fisting, and take to the streets foaming about a Fat Spanish Waiter ruining their ancient traditions.
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Reading through this thread from the beginning, not having known who Duncan Jenkins was, is honestly a bit hilarious. An obvious comedy caricature of ITK's and journalists is so good that the Communications Director of LFC spends the clubs money to track him down and then bullies and threatens him with all sorts of rude and nonsensical shit because he thinks the information comes from an actual leak. Possibly. Or perhaps it's just a bit of attention seeking and comedy of a darker nature. Either way it's twisted farce. If this is true though, firstly well done to him for not simply bending over and taking it. And secondly, beyond the intimidation, how fucking stupid that powerful people at the club spent so much time this summer hand wringing over shit said on the internet. And I don't for one second believe that a tweet cost us 300,000 quid, but I wonder how much LFC has spent on New Media inanities since FSG took over. Evidently tracking and collating Twitter and blogs, seemingly spamming forums and comments. Bizarre way to go about things.
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It will be interesting to see what comes to light after Ferguson and his influence have been retired for a few years.
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"This game then gradually spread throughout the world under the lower class name of “Football”, rather than “Soccer” as the “gentlemen” called it." Perhaps he's using 'cunt' as a synonym for 'gentleman'? Very low class of him.
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I thought we just recently announced it? I just read it somewhere, I remember being disappointed we didn't go for Valero. Maybe I dreamt the whole thing.
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Valero is finished with his contract at Inter, but I think we recently announced our new keeper coach, and 'twere not him. Which, given how much Pepe loves him, you'd think that would've been the obvious choice. Maybe he wanted too much money or they thought he was a vestige of an old regime or something.
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When I grow up I want to be a Twitter ITK.
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Having a vagina doesn't automatically make you a boring unimaginative idiot with a sweet tooth.
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One of the greatest arguments in the history of the whole wide internet I reckon. It's undead spectre still haunts us. Amazing. With Aquilani I don't care what happens. I'm over this particular flaccid flop. Hope he quietly signs for someone else in the summer, never to be heard from again. Really, same with Adam and Downing. Onward and upward.
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I thought Carlos Slim owned a small percentage of the New York Times, which in turn owned a small percentage of NESV, so a few steps removed. Although he is quite wealthy. So maybe he could step in and build us a stadium and buy Messi. Vamos Carlito, flash those pesos Papi. How sad that the best we can even think to hope for is a sugar daddy. Proof that football is shit and we're all cunts really.
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This thread seems like a virtual rendering of your wooing technique.
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Short of Pat Mustard leaving a pungent trail, perhaps some young ne'er-do-wells are loitering on the corner outside the house enjoying a spliff or two? Are there vents/chimneys/windows close to where the smell occurs?
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An English team can't play 'Pass & Move'? Err...
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Fuck that's embarrassing. The Club has been so spineless during this whole ordeal, if they had maybe grabbed the situation and dictated some of what was happening, instead of happily being bummed senseless while Kenny tried futilely to diffuse the situation, maybe we could've 'moved on', but because of the way everything went, I think it's superb that Johnson has spoken about it. He gave an honest and intelligent view, as a man who is directly affected by all of the issues, on multiple levels. I'm sure the the media will find a way to twist every word, and massage themselves into another frenzy of manufactured anger, but at least he stood up and said what he thought. And if it was Ayre or whoever that told them to wear those t-shirts, why didn't he do anything else? For all those months, that's all he could muster? Dickless.
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A player injured in an international friendly. How fucking predictable.
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If by 'Falcon Punch!!!' they mean a staged theatrical fake punch to someones thigh, then yes, it's obviously quite real.
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Anonymous Hack FBI/UK Police Conference Call
Quixotica replied to Anubis's topic in GF - General Forum
I suppose I'm just a shallow simpleton, but even when I agree completely with someones aims, I can't help but roll my eyes and dismiss them as fools when I see that they use that fucking Fawkes/Vendetta mask as their symbol. The irony is just too strong for me. -
They seem to love to dick around with Gerrard, I don't think he's certain to get it. I can see them giving it to Hart, 'specially if City win the league.
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This is what being a new man gets you
Quixotica replied to Jarvinja Ilnow's topic in GF - General Forum
I thought HPV was like the Herp, loads of people have it but without ever knowing it? And no need to blame pussy. Where's Lil Kim when I need her. The fucking generic recipe they use to make these programs grates my brain though. Take an Edgy Topic that they've dug out of their own colon, find some celebrity of no importance to take up the Cause, feature a Young Person mumbling out their cautionary bedwetting drivel, act as if you're aiming it at All Young People, that fragile endangered species, except it's actually aimed at blinkered middle aged people who are already afraid of and dislike everything. Because they know full well their real audience, and what world view it will reinforce. And don't forget to push that questionable vaccine. Anyway. Evidently as long as we're not all licking on different whore genitals every night we just might survive this epidemic. All together now, I don't want dick tonight, eat my pussy right. -
I think that's undoubtedly correct. It's obvious Adeyemi was genuinely upset, and if he was racially abused then there should be serious consequences for the dickless idiots who thought that was acceptable. Hopefully it wasn't a bigoted attack though, obviously, on many levels. Either way, it should end there. Except that recent events have shown that no one in any position of influence is really concerned with upholding any genuine fight against discrimination, and are instead happy to reduce everything to a tabloid level discussion, and spread their cynically motivated misdirection, where anyone who doesn't agree blindly automatically condones Greasy South American Racism. And because of the FA's recent obtuse stupidity, and the carcinogenic fools that somehow call themselves journalists, I don't see anyway that this isn't going to be dragged out, beaten, dissected, and then shit on over and over again as well. Except instead of a dirty foreigner perpetrating the crime, it will be home grown undesirables. It seems like such a fucking unnecessary thing to have happen, and that something like this is flaring up, misheard or not, is a reflection on how badly the FA and media have handled the Suarez situation.
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A Christmas Carol is quite short and seasonally topical, that might be an easy place to start, if you're looking for humour maybe Pickwick Papers, though it's overflowing with characters, and was confusing in a few places. I haven't read all his books, I skipped to the end of Curiosity Shop, and still haven't finished Dorrit, but if you want his biting social commentary, I favour Tale of Two Cities, (if you're interested in the French Revolution), Copperfield, (if you can get past it's dense reputation), the classics Twist and Expectations, both of which are excellent, or the underrated gem Hard Times.
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There are millions of people that are quite happy to support that billionaire's codpiece masquerading as a football club. The moral dispensation required to be a Chelsea supporter might be somewhat abstract, but the stupidity required to overlook everything and instead rejoice in 3 (!) Premiership titles is palpable. Oh, he's a gangster, the club is a joke and puppet, but we got to see cheating goblins lift trophies? Fantastic, bring me a square of plastic, I completely misunderstand any genuine purpose of sport. Really we'll be lucky if every aspect of football is not just as empty and trivial in a few years. Anyway, Roman will go for someone trés sexy. Someone continental. Someone with just the right mixture of hubris and bruised knees.
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He'll take her to a club, but he won't buy her any cream for her shrivelled prune face? Ergh. Carra's brother (father? granddad?) has poor taste. Or poor eyesight.