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  1. Markmywords
    This thread is a bit camp -Should have been called 'Who's cyber cock would you most like to suck?'
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    Any chance of an 'Alonso & Masch transfer speculation apparently he said this..' amnesty from now on? If it happens then it happens but all this speculation is doing my heeeeed in, I canneee tek any mooore.
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    Fisher's a good shout - hit's it long, is continually improving, knows how to win, drives a mercedes, eats healthy food, has sex with girls, doesn't putt from the rough, doff's his hat to polite spectators, goes to church, washes behind his ears, washes behind his cock, doesn't do heroin on the course......
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    Reppage for you, you little laughing wanker you
  5. Markmywords
    What's heroin like?
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    repped - it's crap but I admire the effort
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    negged - we've already got a rooney wannabe on here
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    women are a pain in the fucking arse whoever came up with the 'can't live with them, can't live without them' line was so bang on the money it's unture I love my mrs but I wish she'd just shut up and leave me alone.
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    [ He's the player I hate the most in football and given Terry, Drogba etc's outstanding cuntishness that says a lot. Not forgetting his spitting at Hulls assistant. The overrated cretin. How on earth is he more of a cunt than Drogba? no one is
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    personally i rate johnson as a half decent footballer but he gives the ball away far too much to qualify as a decent defender. It's this point which makes me think that the anfield crowd wont get on with him, he'll test everyones patience too reguarly.
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    I'm very much a zinadine zidane with a dash of Djimi Traore
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    well done that man Dad's Club membership application pack on it's way
  13. Markmywords
    wrong tiddly wrong
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    Good ol' Masch
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    He's certainly gone a bit soft in the heed
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    After much deliberation I've gone for Alonso.. ..and I think it's because we may have already lost him
  17. Markmywords
    ...and YOU are stephen hawking in disguise
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    Agreed - Mine is fine with people she knows but goes mental when strangers appear. A mate tried to test her once by pretending to attack me, as soon as he did the dog lept 3 feet off the ground, latched onto his arm and ripped the sleeve off his leather jacket. He wasn't too happy - the silly cunt. I loved it Staff's are great guard dogs.
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    have a big lump of reppage for that, very funny indeed
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    it's a win win situation for me - will have plenty of dickheads to laugh at no matter who loses.
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    georgie's flashing a bit of gut there as she lets out her 4th curry guff of the morning. You dont fool me, girl, with all your prim n properness - you like it in the log flume like the rest of them.
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    My dog has killed 2 squrrells using the popping method
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    I've got to agree with all of that. It's a debate I've been having with myself a lot recently 'who is the larger of the two cunts?' Whilst Ronaldo is obviously a cunt, Drogba is the bigger cunt for the details provided above. The fact that loads of chelsea fans don't even like him very much is a tribute to his cuntishness Cunt is a great word
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    My mate Robbo shat himself at a Christmas black tie do in central london. He was properly mullered and he went outside for a fag, he then puked, he then puked so hard that he shat himself. Then he tried to take his trousers off to get his shitty pants off without taking his shoes off but that never works so he lost his balance and landed in his puke. Eye witnesses report seeing a grown man, horribly drunk, with a jacket, bow tie, christmas hat, shoes, no trousers and pants, covered in chunder and poo, throwing a full pair of pants over a wall.
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    my bald mate Baldy has one of these and always wears it for kickabouts He obviously thinks he's hilarious, everyony else obviously thinks he's a wanka
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