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  1. Fucking shit quiz. Bullshit cunts- it's just to gather your IP addresses for Covid vaccines and TLW subs. WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
  2. I'm far too gone to do this properly, so will have another go when I'm more equipped to answer anything. Actually fuck it, I'll have another go after a smoke. This should reflect people's contribution to the forum. I'd like to think mine is utterly clueless and very, very drunk. And so it shall. In spite of my inevitably pitiful score, this is brilliant @Jennings, massive kudos. You and @Bjornebye's competitions are fantastic, and I really hope people acknowledge your work and neg you when you fall short. Happy New Year to everyone, btw.
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    These cunts have all had pay rises recently (apparently), about time they started earning their money.
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    Alternative 'rona thread

    Might be an idea for these fearmongering morons to Do tHEiR OWn ResEARcH.
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    Katy Perry

    They make airplane black boxes out of the same material.
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    Was he arrested for his bullshit the other week?
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    Surely there's something in the Magna Carta the authorities can use against them?
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    Deluded self-righteous cunts. The police should treat them like they did the candlelit vigil in the summer.
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    Fucking hell- over 200K cases in France and 183K in the UK.
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    Rate the last game you've played...

    It's brilliant, fantastic atmosphere too. If you haven't yet played it, Pony Island by the same guy is well worth a go too.
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    Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. After ten minutes' contemplation, what's happened to her left leg? And would she appreciate a completely ignorant opinion for a closer look?
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    Christmas 2021

    Sadly, the days of demanding a certificate of 'Beef Curtains Cooked At 200C for the Appropriate Time' are long gone. And I for one, miss them heartily.
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    Christmas 2021

    Fuck that.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    By the looks of it, they get upset when our women's team win a throw in. Anti-vaxxer blue(hoho)prints.
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    2021 Christmas presents

    I used to love freaking my Mum out about her Huawei phone. She had a Windows OS phone before that too. She doesn't listen to the rest of the family on tech things these days.
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    Greatest Opening lines.

    Shame about the rest of the film. And I may already have posted this, but maybe not in this thread.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Dick, Kerr Ladies.
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    The Welsh

    I've got a link to her sex video, and coincidentally to a lot of cock-crazy whores that live in your local area. I'll post the link as soon as my credit card clears- apparently there's been a bit of a hold up and they're just verifying my £17 grand limit actually exists, but securing the payment on my house should expedite that.
  19. I can't really remember the last time I sat down and watched anything on UK TV for any length of time. Maybe when this hot bird was on Come Dine With Me one work afternoon. And even that was a repeat. I did find it funny when there were objections to selling off C4. That channel's been fucking shite for 20 years.
  20. This sort of bollocks- https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/dec/26/healing-myself-the-pagan-way-how-witchcraft-cast-a-spell-on-me A delusional woman gets stressed out, quits her job and reconnects with her 'spirituality'. As a fucking witch. Let me guess- as ever with these idealistic yarns of people downshifting away from the shite of modern life, she's from an upper middle class family and in one way or another doesn't have to worry about the financial hit of jacking a job in. Actually, the very fact that she's got an article in the Guardian's lifestyle section would confirm that.
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    Rate the last film you watched...

    I've not seen the original, it was just a low budget nasty wasn't it?
  22. How come you have a VPN but no adblocker?
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    Christmas 2021

    Just needed to finish every one. Back when I've hunted it down.