Mudface

Hard to see how the Labour party can survive this, never mind Starmer. Devastating expose.

Just copying his great-great uncle. Again.

That's ridiculous, everyone knows that it's a type of traditional Chinese dumpling and in Cantonese cuisine, it is usually served as a dim sum snack. The cognoscenti- like me- also know that in addition to accompanying the Chinese diaspora, a variation of shumai also appears in Japan as shūmai (焼売), and various southeast Asian countries and Australia as dim sim.

It was supposed to stop time wasting where a defender would play the ball before it left the box and the kick would be reset. Naturally, it's introduced a new type of time wasting where the goalie farts around positioning the ball with 2 defenders in the box, then eventually motions everyone up field.

Nah, we'd be better off throwing this and making sure we finish in the top 4/5.

Well they've sold off our utilities and infrastructure to foreign state-owned companies to their own countries' benefit, so this looks about right.

The sausages look like a drowning victim's fingers.

Amazed this isn't on page 1. A not really football-interested friend came round and watched 20 minutes of this, his most pertinent comment was asking when Salah last scored when cutting back in and trying to curl one into the goal. I couldn't say, he tries this a couple of time a game it seems, but I honestly can't remember the last time he pulled it off. He's always been really profligate, but really needs to step up now, he's been way below his usual standards since his purple patch over a year ago. We're often prone to a mistake at the back, but it's nothing compared to what he's been doing up front.

At a couple of Brighton corners in that Arsenal game, Rice was basically blocking off Dunk like it was American 'football'. Not surprisingly, he got away with it.

In the least surprising news ever, right wing groups are deluging the police with complaints under one of the most misguided and ridiculous laws ever enacted- https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/apr/07/police-spammed-with-complaints-by-neo-nazis-under-new-scottish-hate-law

That was interesting- cheers. Who is this 'considerably richer than yow' cunt?

From the BBC- Sure, just change the non-scoring attackers, dreadful, non-creative midfielders, shaky defence and weirdly erratic 'keeper, that'll do the trick.

Probably why they were deported in the first place.

Christ, an itinerary with instructions on going the game, nothing like spontaneity. I vaguely remember some bellend on RAWK who wrote down a list of songs and when they should be sung, with block 202 leading the way (that was the Kop priority ticket scheme block at the time).

In a similar sort of vein, this might be very funny- https://www.itv.com/news/2024-04-05/joe-lycett-reveals-hes-behind-multiple-fake-national-news-stories

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13277571/elizabeth-hurley-defends-lesbian-sex-scene-directed-son-damian-strictly-confidential.html I hope the pervy little creep does this properly and tastefully- scissoring, strap-ons, anal, squirting, prolapses. Not some crap softcore shit.

That's kind of what I meant (aside from the expendable people). Budgets were massively pared back and it's more about potential private profit now rather than kudos.

If he could get the tactics right from the start, he wouldn't need to make these tweaks and changes.

They must have added a hidden 'miserableness' stat.

Does it simulate them moaning about the corrupt PL and Sly 6 and stating, 'they've picked on the wrong fanbase' repeatedly as if it actually means anything?

Harrowing documentary recollections.

This is what Fritzl used to serve to his daughter if she'd been acting up.