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Allegedly it's Avram Grant, well, he certainly fucked us up the arse last Saturday!

:yes: that made me laugh!!!

You've got to laugh, or else you'd weep...for hours on end.

BREAKING NEWS: Rafa has just offered the balloon a 2 year contract.

to be fair I'd sign the balloon up ASAP, it has faster responses than Babel and looks in better shape than Vorinin!

Beggars can't be choosers, count me in!

JM: ..and you get your foot like this to kick the ball, like this, to someone who is wearing the same colour shirt as you LL: Ah, that's where I've been going wrong

stream please anyone? thanks in advance.

Took the wife and kids last week, we all thought it was great, we did the normal tour but Steve, our guide was excellent, and we had a bit of banter going, there was also a security guy with us who was a blue nose so he took a lot of good hearted banter, I'd recommend it, the museum is good as well, got the wife to take a pic of me next to the european cup with me doing the "5" and sent it to all my Utd mates!

We're going tomorrow to the MEN arena, cost £160 for 4 of us, bloody expensive but I've read that it cost £10 million to put the shows on so you can understand that, I've told my Mrs not to nag whilst we're there or people will think she's part of the act!

Legend and genuine bloke. RIP.

Elvis Bruce Lee Jim Morrison

Legend -No more, no less. Gutted to see him go, all the best big man.

YB: You are the Gomez of the refereeing world HW: Just you wait , you snipe nosed twat

Went to a sportsmans dinner with Jan last night, the guy was an absolute gent, posing for pics and signing autographs, I even had a 5 minute chat with him during the evening. didn't come across as big headed or a twat, just a nice guy!

Oops! my humble apologies

Hilarious if true!!!! A Manchester United fan who drove 400 miles for an amorous rendevous with a woman he wooed on Facebook discovered he'd been well and truly stitched up by a couple of Liverpudlian pranksters. Stuart Slann, 39, met the pair on a holiday in Cancun, Mexico, last November. According to the Telegraph, the three soon started giving it some gob about their rival football teams, and Slann was subsequently thrown into the swimming pool by the Liverpool fans. Back in Blighty, the two decided to further humiliate their victim, and set up a Facebook page under the name of "Emma" - a Scottish temptress who began to flirt with the unsuspecting Slann. After a month of preliminaries, Emma arranged a face-to-face with her beau in Aberdeen, and he duly drove from Sheffield to the remote farm where he expected to have his evil way with his online girlfriend. Slann explained: "I'd been chatting to this girl on Facebook for about a month or so. I really thought she was genuine, and I had no reason to doubt it. On the night she asked me to Scotland I was on the road for about nine hours. And then when I got to this remote farm she sent me a text to say she was still in work. "That's what made it worse, not only had I driven for nine hours, but I had to wait for about another three and a half hours for her to finish work." Finally, one of the Liverpudlians rang to tell Slann the terrible truth. The recorded conversation last week escaped into the wild, and has since popped up on YouTube. The recording contains further humiliating details of the hoax, and is NSFW Slann said: "There's no doubt that I've been done good and proper by the lads from Liverpool. It was cruel but I'll hold my hands up and say they really wound me up." He concluded: "If they had asked to drive to Manchester, Leeds or even Liverpool it wouldn't have been so bad and maybe I'd have seen the funny side. But to drag me all the way to Aberdeen was just cruel." Slann's wife Louise, 32, discovered the "affair" last week when the whole sorry tale went public. The Slann's marriage "is now over", the Telegraph notes. Please note: The You tube is NSFW due to the language! ® http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M6fDAq4hb8&eurl=http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/02/16/facebook_honeypot/ "The Register"

Actually, my Dad is a massive Utd fan, I grew having Edwards, Best, Law and Charlton forced upon me - so to speak!!!! every single day to the extent that I ended up hating Man Utd with a passion that is still strong today.

Yeh, I have loads of the bastards!

Heart says yes, head says no, so I'll stick me arse in the bucket!

Get him back one way or another either legally or illegally ;)

Download something called Torrent Harvester, it collects detail from about 80 torrent sites.

I have coached and reffed teams in junior football until I got so fed up of the blatant cheating and disgraceful behaviour of some of the parents that I quit,the final one that broke the camel's back was when I had one bloke screaming abuse in my face from about 3 inches when I reffed his team, I sent him off he continued to scream abuse so i quietly said "You either walk off or you will be carried off" he walked but it was then that I had realised I had stooped to his level so I quit there and then and wouldn't do it again if they paid me large amounts of money.

TU Member, shop steward and branch secretary!

That's it, you are sooooo grounded(6)