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Frank Lampard won 2 tackles iin the whole of the last World Cup. Yep, that's right. 2 tackles playing in the middle of the park.

I'd just like to know why he was wearing a bluetooth headset whilst playing?

It creates a different angle to strike the ball from. The defence is set up to stop a direct shot on goal and if you're opting for power then it needs to be moved to created a gap.

Can't even get on there now either.

Isn't Wagner Love in some bluey that's knocking about?

Have to go with Torres although Mascherano has been outstanding. Honourable mention to Sami too. His first couple of games after Aggers injury reminded me of the much loved family pet that needed putting out its misery but he's been fantastic since then. Great pro.

Maradona was the best ever and will never be bettered in my opinion.

I'll have to make do with watching it in a bar in Tenerife this time.

It was the bloke out of The Kooks.

I still don't know when to use 'were' or 'where'. I used to think Talacre was in Greece.

Using zonal marking or playing Gerrard on the right or rotating players or whatever the lazy press are currently using as a stick to beat him with.

The number between 12 and 14. I try to avoid it at all costs really.

Where is it getting played nowadays?

I might be able to help you out on this one as I'm on holiday. Leave it with me.....

Just sent this to a mate:

I've been off work for 3 weeks now and have become addicted to it. When it's not on ITV I'll watch it on ITV2, when it's not on that I'll watch it on youtube.

.....is a modern day Jesus.

I'll be there in a few weeks too. Heard nothing but good things about it.

I'm itching for a game but I'm a few weeks off yet unfortunately. Great move going to Sefton Park though, 15 mins away from mine!

Ray Houghton used to get all sorts of shit from the usual Kemlyn moaners. I thought he was class and gave great balance to the midfield.

I'm not going to bed tonight with this site. http://pown.alluc.org/?uid=171

Tear in my eye reading that. He did my head in from time to time but he made the good times great times. Every time I'm pissed I'll sing his name with pride.

Isn't he due another come back? The dogging wank shaft.

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He's a tit but I don't think there's a better dressed man in the music industry at the moment.