Uncle_Meat

C'mon now Rem. Breakfast, dinner and tea. That's just the way the world works around these parts. Maybe a lolly ice after your tea if you've been good. Yep. Might not agree with them 100% of the time, but they're all good decent posters who undoubtedly know the true order of mealtimes. Anyway. back on track. [YOUTUBE]c_gN7zlpnz8[/YOUTUBE] Ho ho ho. The amusement never stops. Probably because it never started in the first place.

That's our Dennis. *ruffles hair*

Perfect. Can't beat a bit of pity sex. You can still smell her perfume in the pillows when you're crying into them afterwards.

I dunno. I reckon I could manage to lob one up her for a couple of grand. From behind. In the dark. After some Levitra. If she let's me donkey punch her.

Aww c'mon. The Love Boat was ace. Now this was shit. Really shit... [YOUTUBE]eeGAcMMtGkk[/YOUTUBE]

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Have you got any figures to back this question up?

Na, I'm a traditionalist when it comes to my skins. Besides, the greens come in a 5-pack and the cut corners make it easier to see which way round they are in the dark.

A laptop I've been working on this week. Phone number hidden to protect the innocent.

I bet that's a short album, and what the fuck is up with her face?

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Tell you what though, having your eye used in a game of snooker, if you could still see out of it, would be well trippy. Deffo one to save for after a cup of Mushwell House... Just noticed too, that wonga advert on the L/H side of my browser. with the wrinkly hand going up and down.. Reminds me of the time I copped off with some old tail around the back of The Grafton. She got shot in the face all right. Those were the days... *wipes nostalgic tear from willy*

Ah yes, the old "eye for an eye/absolute crime absolute penalty" people, the emotional equivalent of 1+1=0 when, as any fule knows, it really equals 2. I've not seen any of this on FB myself as I rarely use it, and I also keep it free of screaming fucknuts.

Choking on the sweet air of freedom.

Ahh. I love it when a plan comes together. Love and hugs, the NWO.

I'm more pissed off at the quality of the pics. All the imaging technology we have nowadays and the best they can manage are a couple of out of focus, fuzzy funbags? Fuck that, I was expecting full HD, each individual pore on her nips kind of thing.

Only if you sit on it until it becomes numb and paint your nails.

*looks at slipper-clad feet* Yeah? Well, fuck you! I must be getting old. Give me the choice between sexy time and some comfy slippers, a good book, a really hot cup of tea, a few rounds of toast and a purring cat and I'll probably choose the latter.

You had me at bison. Bison. What an ace word, and an ace animal.

Looks like the plastic is catching slightly upon either the side of the HDD or the blue data cable. It will fit in the end.. Maybe file a bit off the side of the plug?

Foxes rock. Gus the Fox See?

This is going to take a bit of thinking about... RiS. To provide comic relief, and also I've heard rumours about him making some shit hot home brew, which is important for the next one. CL. After a hard day of making shit out of shit, foraging for food and shooting people in the face you need to relax and kick some. After sending Melons to sleep by talking bollocks about oscillators and resonant antennas what better way to do that than by getting pissed with Ris's homebrew and watching poniez with an appreciative audience. Plus, he can do that "I work best alone" solo mission stuff and come back with amusing pics of minature Elvis impersonators. Melons. Mad ninja camping skills and I reckon she's the type who can darn an emergency sock or make a pirate uniform on spec. Also, she's got what it is. 5 kids? You don't raise 5 happy kids without being ace at diplomacy, restoring order and feeding everyone on 38p and a couple of spuds. Turdseye. Boat? Fuck yeah, you're in. Fishing or piracy on the high seas, it's all good. Who wants to petition for 5th? Convince me. You're going to be joining an awesome mix of humour, beer, ponies, nerdery, socks, tents and pirate boats. Fuck yeah!

All looks sound so far, but the SATA cable? If you look at that, it's the same connector as you can see on on that molex>sata adapter you've pictured. This is going to sound dead patronising, but I know a few people *ahem* who were caught out by these when they started becoming mainstream but.. You do have it the right way around? If you look, it's not a straight connector, it's more of an L shape so obviously it can only go the one way around. Also, some connectors are a tighter fit than other, so maybe it's just that which has thrown you.. Have a closer look, make sure it's the right way around and try it again.

The Emperors new phone. No wonder they're trying to stifle Samsung in the courts, as they're not competing much when it comes to the hardware.