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You were so ugly when you were born your ma used to feed you with a catapult. They used to tie a pork chop round your neck so the dog would play with you.

I saw him play a few times when he played for Rangers. Miles ahead of anyone else on the pitch and at that time Rangers had some real talent. Mad as a box of frogs though. Nearly caused riots when he scored against Celtic and ran to the crowd mimicking playing the flute. I remember another game where he had been giving the right back a torrid time (can't remember who). The right back obviously decided he was going to break Gazza's legs and launched himself at him. Gazza just stuck the ball through his legs, jumped over the tackle and the ref sent the right back off with Gazza pissing himself laughing behind him.

That is fuckin ludicrous. How on earth does he do that. What a player.

We can all dream mate.

That was pure filth. Should carry a parental guidance warning.

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Salah did not even have to break stride. What a ball.

This boy Robertson is quality.

https://twitter.com/paulodonoghue93/status/971471843445166080

What I like most about the lad is the apparent calming influence he seems to have had on the rest of our defence. He just looks unflappable at the moment and i am sure the rest of the team realise that he is the real deal. There is a lot of football to be played between now and the end of the season and no doubt there will be occasions where things don't go his way, but i am genuinely hopeful that we have a world class defender who loves the jersey and will be the mainstay of our defence for years to come.

First - ELO - out of the blue on Ltd Edition blue vinyl. Best - Nick Drake - Bryter Later Most surprising - The The - Infected. Recommended by a mate as had never heard of them. Really good album. Latest - Paolo Nutini - Caustic Love.

I like Robertson. I get the impression watching him that he gives everything he has and is genuinely buzzing that he is playing for us. That for me is as good as it gets.

Utterly sublime finish.

First - Simple Minds in Aberdeen. In their prime. Best - Motorhead at the Glasgow Apollo. Superb band at a superb venue. Was virtually deaf after. Got pissed after the concert and was too drunk to ride my motorbike the next morning. As i had an exam at uni let my mate take the bike with me on the back. Ran it into a van at 50 mph (i had made us late). Broke my ankle and nearly got arressted at the hospital for swearing at a copper when he ran my wheelchair into a door, "Thank fuck you weren't driving the ambulance ya fuckin arsehole" No sense of humour these people. Worst - Now i had to think long and hard on this one. Not because i have been to many bad gigs. It's because of who it was. Haircut One Hundred. No you did not read it wrong. Was convinced by my mates that getting a shag was virtually nailed on as there would be loads of horny girls gagging for it after the concert. With the exception of the Mums and Dads we were the oldest there and probably the only boys. So unless we were prepared to fight the dads and get arrested for Jim'll fix it sculldugery it was a complete and utter disaster. In my defence i did not stay long.

"Some bloke says something nice about some other bloke whom he knows quite well shocker" My gut feeling is he is a class performer and may well be a fantastic buy. This however will depend on a number of factors not least of which is who he is playing alongside and how will Klopp use him to get the most from him and those around him. I'm excited he is coming to us but will reserve judgement until he has a few games under his belt for us.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42715295 Some interesting stats about our club in particular the 30% increase in wages last season.

Good quality sounbars are immense. Got a Sony soundbar and sub when i got my new telly. Set it up and stuck on a DVD. About 20 mins in and explosion goes off in the movie. Dogs scatter like confetti and wife has a meltdown because i scared them. Okay i thought...use it for my PS4 upstairs.... st it up and stick on a game... 10 mins in and her indoors appears at the door screeching at me to turn it off as the vibration is coming through the laminate floor and scaring the dogs. It's up the fucking loft.

Brutal riposte. That would hurt almost as much as being chucked downstairs.

Think this might have been taken at our goalkeeping academy.

Totally disagree. VVD is facing his own goal. If Karius comes early VVD steps to one side to accept pass from him thus removing the threat of attacking player. If attacker continues towards Karius VVD has given him an out. If attacker goes with VVD Karius has more time.

We won 2-1. VVD scored. Robertson was immense. Shearer thinks the penalty was soft so is pissed off. It's all good.

Fixed that for you.

That was Wijnaldums fault,

We seem to be forcing the final ball too much.

We need to stay composed here and not lose the head.