Bruce Spanner

I've heard Drakeford steals milk off doorsteps in Pontypridd. Unofficial at this point, but I'll keep you posted

What the fuck I done?

Moonfall is legitimately one of the worst and stupidest wastes of my life I've ever watched. It makes no fucking sense at any point. The bit that really fucking irritated me though? The British 'Doctor', making jokes about being born and raised in the UK and making very specific jokes about his Britishness. it turns out his mother is a born a bred Yank who has lived there her whole life. It was monkeys and typewriter level of nonsense. My excuse, i was on a plane and I'd seen pretty much everything else. Awful, avoid.

La Francesinha, for breakfast everyday. You will cure the hangover and make sure you don't need to eat for the rest of the day. Glorious stuff.

The Japanese are fine with it… And they are, for the sake of the argument, a superior peoples in almost every single way.

This is beautiful, this is art. Shep is now going beyond the accepted parameters of food and elevating it towards high art. History teachers us the Zeitgeist should always be challenged and I think we can all agree that this is truly doing that. Bravo.

Already on the rise and has been for a few years now! https://www.gov.uk/government/news/ukhsa-calls-for-a-renewed-effort-to-tackle-tb

Not real until it's Rickets, that a proper 'we're fucked' condition.

Now, I'm not saying I'm Rory Smith, but if anyone wants an autograph hit me up...

Always thought that quote was stupid as soup is drinkable and you need neither fork, nor spoon, to enjoy.

I don't know what it is about PRS, but the neck just feels so smooth to move around, almost lighter than most 'rock' guitars, if that makes sense? Makes them really enjoyable to play. Lovely story!

I assumed they were limited edition 'Love United/Hate Glazers' lanyards, available from the United Superstore and all reputable vendors at the reasonable price of £14.99.

Haarland is a goon who looked irrelevant for most of the game, but still scores two, I guess that might be the same for a large part of the season until they figure out what is the best way to maximise the potential so he scores eighty goals a season. I'm calling it now, we'll finish above City this season. Their squad is paper thin in places, especially in key positions like full back and wide attackers, which are essential the way the bald fraud set his teams up. A couple of injuries in midfield and that starts to look a little lightweight as well, especially if they persevere with Grealish as he's fucking shite and ill suited to them. We, I believe, have the better and deeper squad.

If Clegg hadn’t been a fucking clown and asked Brown to step aside as negotiation for the coalition the world would be a very different place. But hey-ho, carrier bags are more expensive, so obviously worth it in the long run.

R4 just made a full apology on air for getting it wrong and not challenging him.

There was a really telling comment, but blindingly obvious for even the casual viewer, in the debate last night when Sunak said ‘And that’s what needs to be done to win the next election’, I’m paraphrasing, but it’s pretty close. Its not about fixing the country, it’s about fixing the next election, as always with these cunts.

EVERY GAME OF THE FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON SHOULD KICK OFF AT 3PM ON SATURDAY. FUCK OFF.

It won’t.

Not you, Shep. Obviously I was talking about these other goons. I may have been watching The Wire at the time…

Every single one of Sunak budget/reviews has been torn apart and brought about multiple u-turns. He’s proposed two tax cuts, one on banking transactions and one on city bonuses. Nothing he did during the pandemic was unique, in fact he looked to see which way the way was blowing and copied the easiest and left millions to suffer when it wasn’t expedient. He acted late and badly in all circumstances. A complete sham of a politician wrapped up in fantasy brand building and ersatz bullshit. A city boy looking at the world from a city boys perspective and tragically unaware of anything beyond the end of his own nose.

A tailor made suit where both arms and legs are too short, remarkable. This was an actual choice he made.

I am so fucking excited it’s back despite being utterly dejected, and tired, by football at the end of the season. That parade was a real tonic. 0-5

Dunning-Kruger effect.

Season prediction from Squires...

It was laughed off in the 'Nice idea, little man' and then 'You'll need to do maths and science, which you don't have' Brilliant scene and one I saw, sadly, too often in a former life.