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He was right about being tall and playing for Ajax.

Was at the Ireland England game last night. Megan Campbell has a throw in worth seeing in the flesh, it's like a circus act. I've never seen a male player throw it anywhere near as far as she does.

The last final in the Aviva was half empty, Porto v Braga. When UEFA gave it to Dublin the idea of Liverpool playing Thursday football wasn't worth considering.

Always had you down as a cunt but would probably have struggled to explain why. True colours came shining through.

France have started the conversation around sanctions, not before time either. That Israeli government are among the most evil to ever walk this earth.

I didn't say his legs are gone, pointing out that even when they go he will be quicker than Harvey and I wouldn't be advocating selling Harvey just because he's slow. Mo's touch, vision and strength will make him a valuable player long after his pace goals are gone.

Salah with his legs gone is probably still quicker than Harvey. He would actually be quite a similar player but would score more goals. Out of the 5 front players I'd sell the other 4 before Mo.

Heard an interesting point yesterday around our butchering of 5v2s. Next time leave a couple a couple behind, too many choices confuses the situation. 3 times this season we have it and not managed to hit the target from one of them.

Well he's an idiot. Looking at it again it's almost identical to Kompany v Mo, so at least Kompany got his eventual comeuppance.

Sean Dyche this weekend: “I am not judging anyone, but the story has been out there a long time,” added Dyche. “I am definitely not judging managers because on the pitch is a different thing. But somebody had to, down that timeline, say: ‘Hang on a minute’. Someone. I certainly did. When I first got here, before the first deadline. We were linked with a few players and they were going to have a go and I said: ‘You can’t do that, we haven’t got that money and we are going to need that money more in the summer than we do now’. It was a big risk but we got the first job [staying in the Premier League] done. I have to take the heat along the way but I am not going to change my belief in it.

Man City and Arsenal both turn that performance into a 5 nil win. You would say you could play that game 100 times and win 99 only for the fact we know its 98.

Have they said it was DOGSO? I've only seen a couple of angels and both focused on the tackle itself rather than the situation and it looked a clear red to me, high and wild.

For arsenal to win out they need to win 18 and draw 1 of their last 19. That's form neither City or ourselves managed at our peaks, I can't see that Arsenal team doing that.

Arsenal now have to be front runners, completely different situation for them. I never felt like we would win our last 9, we had room for a 1 small slip but that's gone now. Has to be 7 wins from here.

That's my biggest take away from today, not only are Arsenal guaranteed 3 points, their goal difference is taking another padding.

Well then we need to sit him out on Thursday as well so he can become the weekend man.

If Ibou can't play Thursday Sunday then it appears he's now the Thursday player.

Is it time to consider that Jurgen may just be selecting Quansah ahead of him?

New Bounty biscuits should be avoided. Like sucking on masseuses finger.

The Gentleman is a bit shit. Missus abandoned it after 2 episodes, I watched a 3rd but I'm done. Yellowstone has probably been done to death, just finished it, it top quality 9/10. Beth Dutton is 11/10.

I'm not talking about every match, specifically I'm referring to games they have brought the kick off forward on only to stop 15 minutes in. Fuck that shit.

Pausing 15 minutes into a game for Ramadam. How about not fucking with kick off times and let these players refuel like they normally would?

Trent, Jones, Alisson, Jota, Endo and Konate have missed 30% of our league games, Robbo has missed half and Matip, whilst almost forgotten about will have missed 75%. Too right Arsenal and City look better than us but we have balls of steel.

He laughed at a question tonight and pretty much implied that anyone that doesn't understand 25 shots per game is a tactic is a moron. He was genuinely flabbergasted that the interviewer had a nerve to ask the question.

Fantastic evening that. Commentator says Ten Haags job is looking safer for next season, 90 seconds later they lose. Pure poetry.