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Won the league without winning the league. Moyes and Everton nirvana.

Great wee show. So easy to dismiss as 'American Pie' style jock humour, but actually is a very good watch.

You mustn't have viewed any Bitter's twitter page recently then, cos all they ever post is that image of Gerrard lunging in, any time any sort of footballing indiscretion is brought up.

My new forty quid, back-pack weedkiller dispenser is currently the property of my three year old, as I, in my stupidity, didn't realise I had bought an authentic Ghostbusters proton pack. It goes to bed with him too, in case of any surprise ghost attacks in the middle of the night. Whaddya gonna do?

Fucker won't embed. http://makeagif.com/i/LrP5Ao

Yer Da sells Avon.

In his defence; if I remember right, he posted that just after Sevilla won when we were all seething, and quickly deleted it again. It was a heat of the moment comment which we were all probably saying as fans at the same time, which he quickly realised was out of line. But I agree with the sentiment.

Find the centre point of the breast, mark a straight line with a spirit level, then run the paper off either side from that. You don't need to pre coat the wall with paste if it's been already painted (ie not new plaster). It is a pain in the balls though, and painting after paper is stripped can be a disaster if not properly cleaned.

Those are my balloons.

In terms of the way they promoted it with the 'missing persons' websites etc, I meant. There genuinely was doubt for a while about whether it was real.

Seems a bit fashionable to hate on the original, but watched in the cinema, with all the subtle surround sound effects, I thought it was superb. Totally unique at the time as well. Anyway, think this is a sequel rather than a reboot. Blair Witch Project 2 wasn't even close to being a film, so it doesn't count. This- surprisingly- looks pretty decent.

Went to a pub to escape a wedding fair and watch the unmentionable in the Waterside in Derry. Was the only place nearby, so thought 'fuck it'. Thought there seemed to be a lot of cops about, but didn't really pay much heed considering the area. Went in and ordered hoping to keep my head down and watch the game. But no, bar maid wanted a full rundown on me before handing me my pint across a Union Jack laden bar. Luckily, my English borne surname afforded me a bit of leeway, despite being raised catholic (which I obviously never divulged). Sat down under the tv on my own, trying to keep a low profile. Until the reason for the police presence became clear, and I was 'persuaded' to stand at the door and watch hundreds of Orange men march past, cheering their every anti-catholic beat. It was pretty funny, in fairness, they were actually all sound folk in the bar. It was interesting to see that side of things, something I'll never get to see. I don't go in for any of that sectarian bullshit either side, so found it pretty fascinating. Rough as fuck though, genuinely feared for my safety a few times. Some of the locals were proper hardcore loyalists.

Finished Vinyl, picked up a bit mid-way through, but still not great over all. Too muddled and sloppy, despite great promise. Jagger's son is terrible. Thought Ray Romano was excellent. Not surprised it's been canned after the one series. 5.5/10 Watched a documentary crime series about a cold case in Louisiana called 'Killing Fields'. It was on one of them crime networks on Sky. Surprisingly good, despite the cops trying to make it a show about them sometimes. Fascinating watch, has an almost feature film feel at times. 8/10

Steady on.

I used to have an obsession over the match balls used in a certain round-ball kicking event. Could tell you what season it was simply by the ball they were using. The 'Jabulani' drama was like porn to me, having been decrying the flight and movement of Adidas balls for a while. Seeing it being a headline issue reassured me that I wasn't a complete fucking freak. Which I was. Before they turned them into kids Spiderman balls, like.

Matthew McConaughey says he might play Rust Cohle again in series 3. http://www.digitalspy.com/tv/true-detective/news/a798862/true-detective-season-3-matthew-mcconaughey-says-he-might-play-rust-cohle-again/ Fwiw, I thought the second series wasn't that bad. It just was never going to be a hit after the bar was set so high with the first series.

'The cat knows'. Ha ha ha ha ha. It really should be subject of some sort of medical examination.

Can completely confirm this. I know for a fact, the local Man United supporters group stay in Liverpool a lot of the time, and always for midweek games.

All fun and games till one of them explodes red and then the Mrs is digging out her favourite 'walking into a door' make up.

I've a friend who went in the away end a few years ago, I've never been. He's the most placid, level headed fella you could ever meet. He said after 90 mins of their fans not even watching the game, just facing our fans doing the crushed face gestures -kids and all- and Hillsborough taunts, you can absolutley see why some start giving it back. He said it felt like the only weapon you had after so long subjected to that, but you just knew it was exactly what the Mancs wanted. Still, he said the few who did were still shouted down by the majority.

I am so sick of this in the whole- 'what about them'- narrative that accompanies this. No-one is denying that there aren't a few dickheads who sing Munich stuff. I've seen it myself, and the few lads who were at it got quickly told to shut the fuck up. But it was in response to the vast majority of the away end chanting non-stop and incessantly with murderers, sun was right etc. As they always fucking do. At OT every single year, the whole ground reverberates with it, many many times throughout the 90 mins. When has there even been an audable Munich chant chant of any kind at our place in recent times, in even a small pocket? But nah, we're just as bad as them. Also constantly see on twitter that loads of our fans giving it the airplane gestures into the away end. Yet in the age where everyone has a phone in their pocket, cameras everywhere, not one pic has emerged. But nah, we're just as bad as them. Also, Lets not beat about the bush here. 'Murderers' is a Hillsborough jibe for them. It's a front for them to publicly hide behind the Heysel meaning. 'The S*n was right' version of it getting so constantly wheeled out just confirms it.

The wry smile Klopp had after the goal was also very telling, imo.

Rightly so indeed. It was his shower of shit on the pitch.