Chip Butty

Mushrooms

Whatever injuries the poor lad has got, I really hope it’s nothing trivial.

Mate, am well convinced you’ve got camping DNA, inside you.

Last week in the house, edge of 17, the Stevie Nicks ditty is playing in the background, Mrs Butty sings along with her version ‘ just like the one winged Dove’ them mumbles…. I go into giggles, pulls her up on it and asks how long she’s been singing those words, …ages is the response. I’m in tears, I add another line and start singing to her just like the one winged dove That flys around in circles coo coo coo She Seen her arse since, I have give it a few subtle goes but it’s gotten serious. Every time I laugh now she thinks am going back to that. also got me thinking - do we have some sort of - I’ve been singing the wrong lyrics for years, thread?

Maybe they liked the song and thought it was the best - a radicalised concept I know with so many back stories, rifts, skullduggery and the like - but they just may have.

Nature, fantastic isn’t it, it’s like one big fuck off restaurant.

My advice is don’t ever get on a plane, if there is a nun on there, a seriously sick child and no one can speak jive bar an old lady.

Been told Italians in some regions prefer turnip leaves, over basil, on a pizza. Dirty bastards.

Romance, apparently.

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Luca in Italy is well nice. Porto is another great place but my personal favourite would have to be Krakow, lots to do and see and still reasonably priced for food and drinks.

Walks like Josie Gibson, going for a shit during the night.

Rock in Robin

The red double and then the final red, from Higgins, was proper high risk high reward stuff. Fantastic game. Have to say, he looks rough as chuff tho, looks like he’s been on the swally for a few year, ya’ken.

I will miss his damb and blast gestures with his fist because some piece of absolute brilliance never came off, coz it was shit. Or how he majestically over 30 times a season curls a sweetly hit ball curling into fucking nowhere near the top left hand corner of the goal, or those rapier like half-arsed scuffed chances that only mere mortals found in that exact position, would finish, quite simply and with little fuss. I’ll miss all of that.

The TLW summer ball(d)

Piccalilli and a baguette are just weird, you might as well replace the eggs with Easter eggs, you dirty, dirty bastard.

Just polished off half a pack of Nice and half a pack of Fruit Shortcakes. You just can’t beat plain simple biscuits.

Cheers lads. It is a feat of engineering dedicated to a clean and fresh bum hole.

There’s nowt queer as folk.

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A sit down washer, seeing as I am the newly proud owner of a GMF 7035 Japanese shower toilet.

Before I went away on Tuesday, the heating brokeded. Diagnosed the issue as the expansion vessel, ordered a replacement, got back Friday, compared and all was good - drained the whole system this morning, replaced the vessel, primed the system, ran up, cleared a pain in the arse air lock and we now have a fully operational deaths star of a central heating system. Oh yes. 1 nil me.

I'd rather have ago at eating the pier, than that monstrosity. So fucking nasty they served it on a road sign........what did the sign say?... STOP eating shit