Markmywords

I must say i feel totally embarassed by the whole england team, management, press, and the majority of the fans with all this tiresome bleating about sledging. Its part of the fucking game, its been around for years and it adds an edge of drama to the whole thing. Its fucking excellent we should embrace big Mitch as the scary baddy with his bouncers and fair play to clarke for standing up for his player and proving he's not the shiny little school prefect that he looks like. As for England; its time to fucking man up. Stuart Broad has got the right idea. he may be a bit of a cock but he's laughed off every sledge and insult sent his way as part of the game. He knew what he was getting himself in for when he didnt walk and he's taking it on the chin. Fair play to him. Time to man up and give a little back. Starting with one in the throat for Clarke from Jimmy

Great player, always wanted to be whelan in the school playground

Was pretty intense and overwhealming experience but as a story it is fairly non existant. 8/10 but if you chose not to watch it in 3d it would probs just be a 5

Oooooh this drip feeding hipster knowledge analysis is killing me, i just cant take it anymore

Johhny Nic is alright in my book. Every article he writes compares something in footy to something in rock n roll so if you can't deal with that then leave well alone. He doesn't take himself as seriously as most neuveux footy hipster writers and some of the lines he comes out with are classic. Speaking of hipsters, what is Thants' writing name and what is he writing about? How to change allegances in one easy step?

Yes ok so he's on quite a jammy run of goalscoring form but that aside ramsay is on a differenct level than henderson. Sorry but he's just far better. His skill level, passing, footballing brain, goal threat, gait..... all better than hendersons, he's just simply the better footballer. Henderson probably wins on work rate, thats it

You think he should drop Suarez? Are you a manc?

Weight lifting in pairs is pretty fucking gay i reckon Yeah so you've probably all got bigger muscles than me but all that 'come on mate, one more rep' shit is just unfathomly gay. Just get your cocks up each others arses and be done with it. (Apologies to any homosexuals that may be reading this, I can assure you I'm deffo not gayist, some of my best mates are raving benders)

15/12 - Spurs (A) 21/12 - Cardiff (H) 26/12 - Citeh (A) 29/12 - Rentboys (A) Simply haaaaaving a cunt of christmas time

I think they had a point. Henderson's playing well and Coutinho's not match fit (but could help out against knackered legs). You can't 'rest' anyone at the moment let alone sturridge. What's he being rested for? We've only got 3 games in Nov.

They looked fucking good last night, bloody hell. Considering that spurs team were pretty successful last season that makes it pretty significant. You could pick out at elast 5 players that made outstanding contributions, probably more. Exciting times ahead perhaps....

Sterling will come good he just needs patience and time its really as simple as that Walcott is actually a good example of this. he was quick and scored loads of goals at a lower level at 19 but pretty clueless in the first team. Gradually he'll start showing more and more of what hes about. Mark my words

Sturridge Toure Mignolet

Love and other drugs Not as bad as it sounds, quite funny in parts, especially gyllenhall's fat brother 6.5/10

We're not going to beat them in any way physically so we need to abuse them with pace and passing. I want to see Sterling on the pitch as he's looked well rested and sharp and is prime to take on these lumbering brutes. He'll probably be an impact sub though. Can't wait, it'll probably be disappointing but fuck it, footy's back, bring it on.

Not sure I'm that pleased at all by this news to be honest. It feels like it felt when I was punching well above my weight with this hot posh bird, she wanted to split up but later decided she'd give it a bit longer. How very charitable. The split is still inevitable and the inetrim will never be as good as it was previously. Real Madrid may still come back in now that they've back tracked on Bale. This may be a good thing.

I knobbed my Mrs for the first time in ages and performed reasonably well.

Saw my uncle for the first time in 6 months at the weekend and I barely recognised him. He's been quietly doing the 5:2 diet for the past 6 months using the @noodleslim noodles for the 2 'fasting' days where youre only allowed 500 calories. He's always been an 18 stone fat bastard and now he's 14 1/2. Incredible. He still does fuck all excersise (he's 65) and still eats and drinks loads of shite but hes managed to shift a steady 4 stone in 6 months. Can barely believe it, always had him down as a no hoper.

14 2 litres strongbow a few fags bad snog off fat Sally vomit

Reykjavik expensive, cold, depressing, bleak and expensive Wasnt rich enough to get pissed there on a stag do, just wanted to go home.

I too am quietly confident about the way ahead. I dont think there's a great deal of pressure on the players or the manager and I think top 4 is achiavable with or without suarez. On a side note its going to be amusing seeing the manks' chickens coming home to roost this season. Darth Ferg has always had them punching above their weight which has been good enough for them in the league but they're a way off in Europe. They dont seem to have the pull of top top players anymore and their 2nd best player wants out. They're one RVP injury away from a disasterous season. Liverpool to finish abover Manchester united anyone? *goes back to the glue pot*

What's your normal 10k time and where do you tend to come in these races?

Its not going to happen is it? Whenever a transfer turns in to a never ending saga it means there are things that people just refuse to agree on, and it gets all bitchy. Its the Lee Bowyer to Liverpool rule of transfer speculation

Where's Mickeyhit&run? Has he signed yet?

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