Mudface

" curried sweet potato, butternut squash and spinach "- sounds nice, actually. Obviously, meat would improve it no end, but I'd still eat it.

It's like including a 5-a-side 'masters' tournament in the 'other football' thread. Shocking stuff.

My username is an old school nickname- I'd been playing football during in the rain during dinner break and came in with a dirty face. I haven't got an avatar as Goatse would lose too much detail when shrunk that small.

I mean, there's just no need for it.

Or, 'I mean...', or just putting 'This' under a quoted post.

The Mail's been banging on about it for quite a while but with a focus on London and trying to pin the blame on Sadiq Khan. Looks like it's backfired on them now the finger's pointing firmly at the government.

I do like the simulation theory- https://www.simulation-argument.com/simulation.html - we could do with better checkpoint saves though, think I've fucked my game up recently.

Fantastic. Superb black comedy.

Yeah, that stuck out for me too- due diligence should be the norm, not something that has to be 'screamed for'. Not that any council should be involved in this type of thing anyway.

Hilarious that Ramos's hubris and cynicism backfired so spectacularly. Couldn't happen to a bigger prick.

Fucking shithouse.

Can't wait until we leave and I can dump my fridge full of low energy light bulbs in a lay-by, as God intended.

Yep, he's superb. We used to have the soundtrack LP when I was a kid, the Blue Voice used to shit me up, Fenella Fielding had a wonderful voice.

Grr.

Dougal & the Blue Cat is fucking brilliant. Good songs too-

Do you keep forgetting what happened in it?

In an unhealthy way, Martyrs really got under my skin- its sheer savagery and bleakness is astonishing. In a more enjoyable sense, I've watched The Big Short and Inception a fair few times recently and Life of Brian is always welcome.

The 'dancing girls' were very important...

My dick.

Make sure you have loads of animations and fade ins, that always goes down well...

I've always found bought meat and potato pies to be incredibly disappointing. You're much better off making these things yourself, as with a lot of pies on the list. Although I appreciate standing slightly confused in your kitchen at 3 am with fuck all in the fridge is unlikely to bring out the chef in most people.

Hahaha. I had a variation of that last week- I actually got into trouble for cleaning the bathrooms. My crime was not realising that she'd done them while I was out. In retrospect I'm disappointed in myself for saying, 'well, they didn't look clean'. This was out of character, and I'd like to apologise to anyone offended for my subsequent actions.

A Cream song inspired by Hendrix, performed by Hendrix...