manwiththestick

Top five Jessica's: 1. Alba 2. Biel 3. Simpson 4. Taylor (liberty x) 5. Rabbit

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Your name says it all i think!

Got to be a wind up surely? How much did we pay for Arbeloa, 2 million? I think you would be hard pushed to find a young international player for that amount in any league. I think whilst he's not the best player in the team i feel over time he be proved to be a bargain buy.

I'd go with Weekend at Bernie's, also honourable mention goes to The Monster Squad, House and Fright Night.

I would go for Frank Drebbin.

Chelsea - Liverpool Shalke - Arsenal Man u - Roma Barca - Fenerbache

I really don't care who we get. I fancy our chances against anyone over two legs.

I'd let him bum my bird whilst i watched and then drive him home after he's finished. Legend in the making.

It's probably because Arsenal won by two goals in the San Siro and we only won by one, not to mention chelsea's fine european pedigree and United's "memorable night in Barcelona", and don't forget that Barca have this Ronaldino fella, he's good don't you know?

Souness actually said he had stumbled on Gerrards position by accident or it had been forced onto him!

As much as i hate to agree with Andy Gray, he was spot on, when you're a big player you have to take the big chances. Every time i've seen Ibrahimivic play both for club and country iv'e always wondered what all the fuss is about.

Did we win tonight? Wouldn't of though so if you switched on after and listened to those trio of twats on Sky.

Was the Turin game the semi final when Keane got booked and therfore knew he would miss the final?

I would love to have been in the room with Steve Gibson when he found out. He'll be threatening legal action against the FA next the bitter cunt, mind you he may have a point.

ITV2 now just gone to the ad break and the tool of a host says something like "is this a passing of the baton we're watching here? the old guard making way for the young lions?" Fuck me, you couldn't make it up, the rags will be creaming over them tomorrow.

Bit slow there, didn't see the other answers

hanging on the telephone

Aldo was on great form on Sunday commentating on the Bolton match, the main commentator was about Diouf's antics just after Sami brought him down, and Aldo said something along the lines of "nice one, would love to go in a 50-50 tackle with him, get the ball and take him aswell, just like most of our players" or something to that effect.

Smoked bacon on toast with HP brown sauce. Food of the gods.

A few years back me and about five of the lads where staying at a caravan park in Towyn for the weekend, after a whole day on the ale we stumbled into some shitty club. because we'd been on the pop all day it felt like about 10 o'clock but in fact was only about half seven so we goes into this "club" and there is no fucker in there but us. annyway me and one of my mates where at the bar when these to girls walk in and stand next to us at the bar. Being the friendly guy i am i start chatting to these girls and turns out they are from Warrington and are staying at the same placed as us. Now fast forward, i kid you not, 10 Minutes and me and my mate are in our caravan after getting a joey back, banging these two little sluts for all their worth. A bit later on we are sat down having a few beers and all the lads turn up pissed so me and this bird go back for a bit of seconds. Next thing, the other girl is knocking on the bedroom door shouting all pissed to her mate that its half eleven and they had better get back to her mum and dads caravan as they are already in trouble for being late.

I predict a hard fought ugly 1-0 victory, another goal for Torres

Made up with this especially after a few months of all the really depresiing shite we've had to put up with, although tomorrows papers and all the "experts" like the homeless ex arsenal player on sky sports will be saying he's a waste of money, but i'd rather think that along with Reina, Agger and Torres, when Rafa is given money, he provides boss players. I'm now off to do sex wee.

i originally questioned what the fuck GH was doing buying Didi from the Toon for £8.5 million, how wrong i was.

Jason Mewes as Jay in the Kevin Smith films, not sure why but just makes me laugh especially as he isn't even an actor just one of Smiths mates.