JimmyConway

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? I don't have a Ferrari.

There's only 2 blokes I would consider "enemies" and at the root of the problem was a woman,two seperate rows involving 2 seperate women. The first row happened when I was about 18,it started because a girl came onto me in a nightclub and I got off with her,the usual shenanigans occured.I met her during the week and banged her in the back of my dads car,useless really but she was fucking lovely.Met her out that following saturday night and sat in her company,everything was fine until I decided to go to the bar,as I walked to the bar I felt something bounce of my back only to see a point glass rolling on the ground and this bloke running toward me like a raging lunatic.In front of the bar the 2 of us just started throwing punches,but I didn't know why haha,when we were seperated he started shouting "you're fucking my girlfriend".The 2 of us got kicked out of the club but my mates were'nt around because I had gone to meet Yvonne,but his mates all follow him out,I got chased for what seemed an eternity before they gave up.The following morning I rang her and she told me they had just broken up,who he was,where he lived and his number.So still consumed with rage I rang him up and told him I was coming over to him and I'm going to kick his head in.So I made my way to his estate but he wasn't to be found,but I caught him whilst out one night and gave him a few slaps.It went on for a while but the cowardly shithouse would only act up when his mates were around,I couldn't prove it but I know it was him who slashed my tyres months later.I didn't last much longer with herself either but we're still mates. The other row involved the local drug dealer,flashy cunt who had to be ratting others up because the dog in the street knew he was dealing but was never arrested or even searched.He started seeing my mates sister but gave her a slapping one night and my mate went ballistic.He had a plan and rang him from another number and asked him to bring some ecstasy to a party,when he got there my mate jumped him but Keith,the drug dealer got the better of him so I pushed him off and told him to "fuck off you fucking little rat" this set him off on a litany of threats against me and my brothers,I just laughed and said the cops won't protect you here.About a week later I got jumped and got a good kicking,ended up with 6 stitches above my left eye.I knew it was him but I also knew it could have been a lot worse for me so i was really hesitant about retaliation.But my dad was livid and would've had some dogy acquaintances,I'm also the youngest of 4 brothers and they couldn't let it lie and went after him,so it ended there.It all stopped swiftly and he's since moved to Australia,if he comes back though I know it'll kick off again.

"Oh look it's an en-suite shed" hahaha Brilliant.

I know we haven't been in any kind of decent form but tomorrow we're 10/11 -1 goal,that to me is a great price. Early goal and we should take these for 3/4/5.But I'm not going to take this as a banker considering our sheer level of shitness thus far,I'll be throwing 50 on the above bet and hope I get a free day from the returns,hopefully.

Sent. Got 8 failed deliveries and 5 looking for me to reply to ensure I'm not spamming their inbox. Well done Stevie,great work.

Is he part of an exchange (Turan) or just straight cash deal.

I won't say I'm made up but he's strong in the air,got good feet and well able to finish.Every now and again we're linked with a player and supporters scoff at the thoughts of signing him eg Milner before he moved to Villa,then a while later we find ourselves fantasising about signing said player,I really hope this turns out to be a similar situation.

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I think the catalan radio station RAC1 are taking the piss

My mate was in the barbers and the girl cutting his hair started making small talk she said "how are you,where you working today?" my mate "yeah I was on earlies so I'm just finished,are you working yourself" He went red the girl went quiet and that was the end of the small talk. A bloke I worked with years ago hung himself one night in the stores,I went to his funeral and afterwards his brother walked past so I put my hand out to shake it and offer my sympathy. Me "Alright Ian,real sorry to hear about Paul" Ian "Thanks,you used to work with him did you?" Me "Yeah I did,when I started down there he was my trainer he showed me the ropes" I instantly stopped which made it worse and a lot more obvious,I can laugh now but by fuck did I want the ground to open up and swallow me.

My brothers ex-bird is proper fuckin mental,to be fair she didn't flirt with guys in front of him she just fucked guys behind his back.The clown put up with her and even had a kid with her,although if you trace back from the point when the child was born she was on holiday in the canaries. But he stayed put and asked no questions,all of a sudden she was pregnant again and this time she hadn't been on holiday,so we go out to see the child the night he's born and there he is like a little puff daddy in the cot,now my brother and his ex are both white.Definitely leave her now,you'd think,but oh no he stays for another child whether its his or not is anyones guess. He's since split up with her and this is the bit which makes me want to smack him,she's demanding he pay more in maintenance and the tit is contemplating doing so. Family eh

5 bids and Kirdi isn't amongst them,we know Huang and possibly the Rhone group are 2,who the fuck are the other 3 bidders. I still feel that our next owner won't have even been mentioned so far.

To be fair he's been on the money in the past,haven't seen him over on RAWK lately

If they could get refinancing they would have got it months ago,no financial institiution in their right mind would lend those 2 cowboys a penny. I refuse to be dragged down from the point of optimism I have been sitting on since last night. That Bamba was fucking spot on,this entire saga is a rollercoaster and a half

Yeah you're right mate,just a knee jerk reaction from me,nevermind.

I know I shouldn't let it but that's really got under my skin I'd keep that until we play them and stick it up on the dressing room wall,actually I'm going to see can I get his email address and email our roll of honour and compare it to theirs. bruce.buck@skadden.com this is all I can find right now,or am I over reacting

Getting shot of those 2 dispicable cunts would be a good enough welcome gift in itself,but if I was to suggest anyone then it would be Aguero

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It's simply amazes me that SOS announce a meeting with Huang and Co. then no more than an hour later the puppet that is Myers reveals an exclusive of SSN,so fucking predictable it's laughable.

I'll allow myself imagine that for a minute,I just have this image of the 4th official approaching the touchline in the 60th minute and lifting aloft #14 and to see that bearded beauty,remove the tracksuit,touch the turf and run on would give me goosebumps. God I really miss Xabi.

It'll be your turn to be fucked over in a couple of years time.

I'd love it to be true but too many false dawns in the past,I can't allow myself to get excited because I fucking hate dealing with reality of nothing happening

No I think its a combination of both working in harmony,when Gerrard was bang on form he was deployed in an attacking role which was a masterstroke from Benitez as it allowed Gerrard the freedom to cause havoc further up the pitch,but that was at a time when the team had the speed of thought of Alonso to find Stevie.If Gerrard made 3/4 yards of space,bang Alonso found him. However last season it was pretty evident that Gerrard was being isolated in an advanced position and he wasn't recieving the ball quick enough,I think Benitez should have seen this and done something to change it,but it never came and Gerrards form suffered hugely from it.

This kind of journalism pisses me off,when Gerrard was bang on form it was down to Benitez but when he was off form it was down to Gerrard.I'm sorry but thats bollox

Fucking disgraceful,absolutely fucking disgraceful