Jarvinja Ilnow

have you cleaned out your 'your mailbox is over its size limit' messages, cos they really add up

a win is a win and that's all that matters. So many seasons, so many inquests into what went wrong at Bolton. Just enjoying being top of the league and 11 points ahead of the Mancs at this moment

Yes, definitely. He's either a giant supercomputer or 20,000 monkeys transcribing the complete works of the Goons, Monty Python and Eddie Izzard after heavy consumption of Molson and Moosehead beer.

At least he admits he's a legend just in Norwich, but the interviewer is having none of it. Strangely, the video on the right of the youtube screen grabbed my attention more than 'the legend' YouTube - Kirsty Gallacher - Adjusting Herself On The Games

You have, sir but what are your views on Westwood being a tool (which he is)?

That'll do, Skip, that'll do

Don't know, but it looks like Ann Widdecombe in the black top

She sounds a little like a slightly bland Nico from the Velvet Underground. Not bad really. Nice jugs definitely.

Do you regret the fact that you never had the opportunity to play in England? And if you could manage any Premier League team right now, which would you choose? From united4ayo on 606 I deeply regret not having played in England. I have always admired Liverpool.

and Christiano Ronaldo and Simao

I hate Saturday defeats - it makes Sunday even more shit than it usually is. At least this wasn't an early kick off. All our matches should be played at 4pm on a Sunday, so the weekend is full of excitement and the result is either good, and makes reading the Monday paper pleasant, or is shit and you get on with preparing for a crap week ahead.

Dirk was immense, as ever by the way

Was watching it on p2p so way behind real time but could see how it was going to end and logged on here only to have it confirmed by your good selves. Wank game. Shameful second half, letting them back in.

HALF TIME STATS Blueshite are dominating Fulham Everton Handball Shouts 1 14 Penalty Shouts 0 5 BOOOOOOOOO! 1 11 Merderers!! 0 7

Frottage/ frotteurism potential is enormous there. What do you think, Alan Sex?

Tuesday. Imminent

RedKnight, have you played any of it yet? I get paid on Friday - double bubble (sorry for the cockneyism) and the money is burning a hole in my gaming pocket. At c25-30 quid there's funds enough for 2 games. Fallout 3 has to be one of them but I'm playing Fable1 and am pissed of with the controls, which is probably to do with the fact that it's an original not a 360 game.

proof the credit crunch hasn't hit Abramovitch, if he can afford to keep such lackeys on the books. Or perhaps his real job is fixer/ hitman/ or Kenyon's de-oiler?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e384/jmoorezx55/ikea002.jpg "Job's a good'un, couple of hours to go til kick off. Col, your a genius. Maybe I'll switch the radio on and listen to the pre match build up....oh"

"Riera then went round Bosingwa again. Once more, and he would have got to keep him". consider yourself repped, Mr Winter (someone rep him)

Boss of TLW Management, Dave Usher who is orchestrating the deal, told bluekipper.com that Moyes is in support of the take-over bid by the redhsite murderers. "We have a big plus in the immediate past manager of the club, Howard Kendall who has supported our bid to buy Everton. I've just had a few beers with him and it's obvious he loves the club with great passion and he is ready to do anything for the club to remain in the Premiership [sic]. He told me he is in support or our bid to buy the embattled club," Usher told the website. Usher also revealed that at the moment the take-over group was composed of four wealthy TLW business men, and they have been able to gather about £350. "Four prominent entrepreneurs are involved in this deal for now but they don't want their identities to be revealed for now. They have contributed £350 so far for the project. "But we are still beckoning to other well to do TLWers to join this lofty and result oriented venture so that we can beat the deadline before another person or persons get the advantage over us (TLW) in this race to buy the club. We are targeting another £100 to £150 to make a strong offer of £450 to £500 to seal this deal once and for all. "You know I initially said £450 but I think it may be okay to have another £50 to buy players when the deal is done. "Kendall told me he may consider returning to the club if we eventually buy the club. This really renewed our strength and resolve to buy the club if you consider that Kendall is a household name in England and a powerful and influential figure whenever Everton is talked about," Usher added. "I got lots of goodwill messages from Evertonians in both in The County Road, Prestatyn and even as far as Rhyll. Everybody is very excited about the prospect of TLW's consortium of owning a Premier League football club," he revealed. Usher further added that if the group was able to buy the club, there would be immense benefit to TLW and the whole of the Merseyside area. "We expect Everton football club to be TLW's favoured comedy team. We will also make youth clubs in TLW a feeder team to Everton, or maybe Everton a feeder club for the TLW - we haven't decided yet. Then when the structure is put right the club itself will generate enough fund to sustain itself. "If we can pull this through it will a massive boost for Liverpool and TLW as a whole. I am confident that TLW won't let this opportunity slip off their hands," Usher stated.

"Everton chairman Bill Kenwright held talks with football power-broker Chris Nathaniel on Saturday about a takeover of the club" BBC SPORT | Football | Gossip | Monday's gossip column Though the source of this story is disreputable to say the least, I hope there is a shred of truth in this if this 'power-broker' is the same Nathaniel who was putting together the Nigerian consortium bid for Newcastle.

hate him and his weasley London Metro column which constnatly slags us oiff

Good work Mr McG. Am in a similar state- it seemed like sucha good idea what with work tomorrow but fuck it. Good night and good luck

Would rep you if I could (or even knew what rep was)