Harry Squatter

It's fucking shit though

Wouldn't there be loads of people queuing up to kill him if he ever got parole? Maybe he is better off in prison.

The first time I met stu monty I booted him in the balls and drove off ina black BMW. True story.

The Expendables 2 - 6 out of 10. The final fight reminded me of the one in commando, apart from a massive pipe, a chain mail vest and a freddy mercury lookalike. Jean Claude van damme was Defo wearing some form of eyeliner as well.

I hope you are not Abdelbaset al Megrahi's doctor as he got a few things wrong as well.

Beat me to it il fenomemo!

Stop this shit mentality of busting a gut against Man Utd, city, Chelsea then putting in pathetic performances with no urgency against the likes of Wigan or QPR. Its almost like they think they can put in lazy pathetic performances just because they had a good game against one of the top teams.

Meeting some girl who I really liked 5 years too late when I was already married with children. If I had met her 5 years ago she would have been perfect for me.

Yeah, I think it does. I played for a fball team up there and they hated scousers with a passion,always saying "mind your wallets the scousers are here" and moAning that there were too many of us playing for them and that we should find our own team, fuck off back to a Liverpool league so we can rob people and start fights there instead.

People from southport hate being associated with Liverpool I worked in Cambridge with some snotty twat from there and as she was from the Liverpool office everyone would say "what's it like in Liverpool" she kept getting a cob on because she was always going out of her way to emphasise that she was from southport and not Liverpool, taking great pleasure in telling people that it was nowhere near Liverpool and that it was not as rough or common as Liverpool. I just told people that it was a place where old people go to die

We only have 485 keepers on the books as well

That's the attitude that's held us back for 20 years. Beat team in big game charging round like maniacs and bursting your lungs then lose at home to Coventry, Leicester, lose at home to fucking Barnsley in the FA Cup then beat Inter Milan the next week. Play shite defensive teams and have fuck all urgency then play Man Utd and dive into tackles, playing a high tempo and cause them tons of problems. The week after put a lame performance in at Wigan away and have 2 shots the whole game. Supporting Liverpool is enough to send you bipolar.

Bit of entertainment on the way home from work anyway. She looked Like a smack head. She just did a shit Smacked up version of Malcom X's " we didn't land on Plymouth Rock" speech

If I see them out in town tonight both of them are getting glassed

There'll be loads of "west brom babies" born in 9 months time in a load of blueshite homes after today's result. Everton wives run for your lives indeed.

It's going to take time, we can't throw money around like drunken sailors, we are still paying the price for the previous regime, we are still examining all options for a stadium and we will only spend what we earn. Champions league football is a must. Our season starts now, we must learn from our mistakes, we have a new philosophy and system, Blah blah blah. I feel like Bill Murray in groundhog day.

Advert on radio city before, still tickets available for the man Utd game on Monday. First game of the season against their second favourite team and the cunts still can't sell out. I thought they all go the game and we go the pub?

It was like one of those porn record bids where some bird gets smashed in a convention centre with men queuing up for miles .

My mate used to go out with some bird and he participated in 9 threesomes with her and his mates then was shocked to find out that she was seeing other men behind his back.

People who brag about saving money booking holidays. My brother went to las Vegas a few years ago and said I got ripped off by paying 250 quid more than him. What he failed to realise was that I went for 3 more days than him and got a direct flight. Being the stingy twat that he is he only went for 4 days and went Manchester to Philadelphia then Chicago to Seattle then to Vegas. He was jet lagged to fuck and tired for the whole holiday then when he got home he stayed in bed for 3 days cos he was tired. A guy in work does a similar thing every year, he'll get 2 flights to Spain or Italy just to save 20 or 30 quid then make out he is Michael Palin. Took his kids to Florida last year and did the ultimate mingebag holiday. They flew on Ryanair to Dublin then to Atlanta then Orlando saving about 150 quid overall. If anyone has been on holiday with their kids you'll know the last thing you want to be doing is prolonging their travel as they get tired and stressed. He went with a friend and his family and they shared a 2 week park pass between them so one week they would be on rides having a great time, the week after they'd be sitting round doing fuck all. Funniest thing about it was that Ryanair charged him a fuckin fortune for taking loads of luggage so his vasco da gama trip cost him even more than flying direct and paying for a 2 week park pass!

Not a very good game last night, their team played better and our just couldn't pass or shoot. I'd like to defend Mark on the "incident" as he never touched the lad when he tackled him, he just completely over reacted about it and kept trying to go back at him for another 10 minutes after Mark had told him to stop moaning. It did cause an uneasy atmosphere but we don't want our game turning into some big scally sunday league type affair. I was made up with my goals and run that hit the bar, even though I was a bit greedy in front of goal, should have passed to dave to tap in at one point but blasted it straight at the keeper from a bad angle.

Is this happening or not?

I thought we paid 8m for Adam, never heard anywhere we've paid more than that. Spearing to Reading for 3.5m would be great too, o know ot was caughtoffside.com but 6m for cole tp west ham would be hilarious. Just need villa to put in a 15m bid for downing. My car will need a few tanks of petrol to drive all of them to each ground. Off to bed for a wank about these rumours. laters.

Women who talk about celebrities/non entities like they know them personally. Bird in work talking about people in celebrity big brother like she goes the pub with them saying 'don't know why she still goes out with him/she should have left eastenders years ago'. Then goes into a rant about Madonnas adopting kids and said that 'I fully respected her and supported her adopting that kid but in hindsight it's all been done for publicity'. I am sure Madonnas is made up that a scally bird working in an office in Liverpool supported her adoption of an African kid.

That would be immense about Adam if true. Nothing against him personally but never understood why Kenny pursued him so much as he never struck me as anything special. If West Ham are willing to pay any kind of money for joe cole I would laugh my tits off. How much would Spearing be made available for?