sir roger

Isn't he the blert who was going berserk about how shit the Brexit deal was, without mentioning that he fucking negotiated it.

He got a second yellow, but it seems that the rules mean he doesn't get sent off if one of them is in the shoot out.

Light-hearted take from the Guardian on our finishing problems, and Jurgen being ' off-yer-pop '

If I wanted my bacon to smell like fish, I would buy fish.

There's no way you are under 16, you old cunt.

Just went to make some bacon and realised that I had bought smoked bacon by mistake from Tesco ,but it was in a blue packet. Surely smoked bacon is always in red packets.

You've met the wife's sisters then ?

Grammar sucks'

Definitely will be 0-0 until at least tomorrow night

Might have to start the ciggy runs from Tenerife again.

In years gone by I would have gone down the ' keep it clipped ' route, but having seen the price and look of my two nephews' Turkey transplants, i would be over there like a shot if I was a young / youngish guy. While it being a cheeky post with me being lucky with my hair in my 60's, the 5 or 6 lads I drink with are all bald and have said the same.

What sandwiches and vol au vents are likely to be available in the Brick ?

And 30 of her relatives !! I used to struggle when her mother in law stayed for a week.

He looks lively on Strictly, to be fair.

Humping the pool boy ?

Cole's the white lad.

Celebrating yesterday's win has rebounded on them with a vengeance.

I know it might be a bit revolutionary, but I would pick the best team available for every game we play, and stop disappearing up our own arseholes worrying about what might happen in four games time.

Would Jim'll Fix It be considered a game show I wonder ?

Joey's a cunt anyway, used to drink in the Sefton.

And even Bayern had only been in the top 3 of the Bundesliga once in the previous 3 years ( hence them being in ECWC in the first place )

What are the Hanson lads from Slapshot doing these days ?

University College Dublin. I imagine Pierce Brosnan was in goal.

Barrett v Gill was a decent scrap, love a good body shot finish.

Sharon Osbourne comes across as a colossal cunt